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So, yeah. Haven't had much time to read ye olde friends list (or finish my Spider-Man review, for that matter) because of the party yesterday.

Official Graduation Party Alcohol Content --

1 strawberry daiquiri wine cooler
1.5 Smirnoff Blacks
10 or 11 cherry Jello shots

-- thereby making yesterday the most drunk I've ever been. (And yet, no hangover. I think one of the advantages of not being able to drink all that much is that I never get hangovers. Yay, me.)

Had a blast hanging out with the grownups and ogling my cousin's new boyfriend (I don't steal or flirt with people's boyfriends, but damn it, he was really cute and tattooed and the only legal eye candy at the party). But I did spend a lot of time small-child-wrangling. It was kind of like drunken midget wrestling, but I couldn't punch my competitor in the crotch. Then again, I don't know. That might be an illegal move in the drunken midget wrestling community now.

In any event, off to hunt down a new chair for my computer desk on the 'net. I saw one at Spencer's Gifts on Friday that I really want -- I hate regular computer chairs, but this one was a butterfly chair with a chunky cushion seat and a red fuzzy interior. I was dying to buy it, but it'd be a bitch to lug back to VA on the bus.

Date: 2004-06-13 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hamadryad.livejournal.com
You can punch in the crotch as long as you IMMEDIATELY cry, "OMIGOSH sweetie, I'm so sorry!" And that's why children are better than drunken midget wrestlers.

Date: 2004-06-13 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/
ah, always good to hear from your private life. drunken midget wrestling suddenly sounds like fun.
and can you post a pic of that chair? i cannot find anything comfy and practical for my computer ...

Re: If its any consolation...

Date: 2004-06-13 09:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seferin.livejournal.com
you are no longer the most pathetic drunk. I went to Jillians last night as got drunk from drinking ONE Martini. That was it. I could feel myself slurring words, my sense of balance was off, and I was smiling.

Granted I never drink, but I still weight 200 ibs and am almost 6 ft, so you would figure I would have a little more tolerance that that. This means of course, that I must drink more, more often so I will no longer be a tickweight.

Date: 2004-06-13 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adjectivegirl.livejournal.com
You, my dear, are a rock star. (Going on a dozen Jello shots and no hangover? Nice.) I was DD at my own friggin' graduation. Be it sure that next year, things shall be much different...

Date: 2004-06-14 10:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] callie-chan.livejournal.com
Drunken midget crotch shots are illegal now?!

My life has lost all meaning!

-Callisto

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