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There is a wasp roughly the size of a 747 flying around my bedroom. You know, I'm not afraid of bugs, so I'm not really flipping out, but I just wish it'd stop whizzing around my head constantly, if only because I don't think I could handle it if a tiny monkey appeared out of nowhere, climbed up to my head, and started swatting at it.

I realized yesterday when I got back to Virginia that one good thing about leaving Pennsylvania is that my cousin Laurie isn't around to ask me when I'm getting married. Jesus, I'm 26 years old, for crying out loud. Coming from someone who didn't get hitched until she was thirty, it comes off about twenty times as annoying as it would with everyone else. (I was half-tempted to say I'd get married the day after she had a baby, which would have shut her right up.)

Also, my bedroom is terrifyingly clean. FEAR ME AND MY WINDEX!

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