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apocalypsos* Bold the ones you'd have sex with anytime
* Italicize the ones you'd sleep with for money
* Strike out the ones you'd never, EVER consider
* Leave those plain whom you don't know.
Add three of your own.
1. Joel Tobeck
2. Craig Parker
3. James Phelps
4. Oliver Phelps
5. Tom Felton
6. Rupert Grint -- Of course, first he has to get legal.
7. Garrett Hedlund
8. Draco Malfoy
9. Eric Bana -- Mmmm, yeah. And he can wear the Hector costumes. :)
10. Achilles -- Brad Pitt is hot when h's naked, but ... er, no.
11. Colin Farrell
12. Daniel Radcliffe -- Please get legal, you.
13. Emma Watson
14. Elijah Wood
15. Dominic Monaghan
16. Viggo Mortensen
17. Alan Rickman -- His chances improve the more he makes himself look like Colonel Brandon.
18. Jason Isaacs
19. Lucius Malfoy
20. Jack Sparrow
21. Legolas Greenleaf -- Legolas, save me from your fangirls ...
22. Carlos (from Love Actually)
23. Brian Kinney
24. Justin Taylor
25. Emmett Honeycutt -- It's all the "gay man" that's throwing me off.
26. Shane (from The L Word)
27. Angelina Jolie -- Yeah, not a chance.
28. Jessica Alba.
29. Drew Barrymore
30. Melanie Marcus
31. Ben (from QaF)
32. Michael Novotny
33. Johnny Depp -- Sweet Jesus, yes. I have appendages I'd sell and firstborn children I'd barter for that.
34. Jensen Ackles -- It's all his fault I used to watch "Days". Nummy.
35. Doc Roe (Band of Brothers)
36. Older Simba (The Lion King) -- Yeah, that would be a NO.
37. Liam Neeson
38. Christian Bale -- I'm having a love affair with that man's abdominal muscles. I'm just sayin'.
39. Hayden Christensen - As long as he's not doing that pouty, snotty Anakin crap, I'm game.
40. Jude Law -- Mmmmmmm.
41. Keanu Reeves -- As long as he gets silly. He's actually kinda cute when he smiles.
42. Ewan McGregor. -- Eh, maybe.
43. Hans Matheson
44. Hugh Jackman -- Dear God, YES.
45. Heath Ledger -- Yes, especially the "Knight's Tale" version.
46. Agamemnon -- Yeah, he's been dead for centuries. So, uh, no.
47. Priam -- I see someone's been watching "Troy".
48. Anthony Hopkins
49. Edward Norton -- I'd be more interested in hanging out with him. He seems like he'd been fun to talk with.
50. Kiefer Sutherland
51. Billy Boyd
52. Merlin Luck (Aus Big Brother)
53. Karl Urban
54. Gollum/Smeagol
55. Dobby
56. Cardboard Cut Out Legolas. -- I don't even want to know the sexual predilictions of the person who added these three.
57. Daniel Johns (Silverchair) -- Eh, he's not bad-looking, when he's clean-shaven.
58. John Mayer
59. Avril Lavigne.
60. Mark Ferguson
61. Josh Duhamel
62. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. -- He's just not allowed to run. You know, because of the arm-flailing.
63. Keira Knightley. -- Damn straight. She's fighting with Eliza Dushku for the top spot on my "Get Out of Heterosexuality Free" list.
64. Kiran Shah (Frodo's scale double)
65. Leopold (from Kate and Leopold) -- Hugh in late 19th-century attire, with all kinds of romantic manners and whatnot? Oh, yeah.
66. Andy Serkis -- Maybe. He seems like a nice enough guy.
67. Sean Bean.
68. Orlando Bloom -- Hey, as long as he doesn't actually have to express an emotion or talk or think or stuff ...
69. Brad Pitt -- Eh, why not?
70. Tobey Maguire -- Guaranteed if he keeps the Spider-Man body. What can I say? Abs are my weakness.
71. Jason Statham
72. Jake Gyllenhaal -- Oh, definitely.
73. James Franco -- He played James Dean. For that, he gets a shot.
74. Jennifer Garner -- Heck, she's pretty, and when she's all perky and giggly, it's cute.
75. Mr. Sark (Alias)
76. Tim Drake (Robin III)
77. Nate Grey (X-Man)
78. Xander Harris -- Early Xander, sure.
79. Eminem.
80. Anna Paquin.
81. Joaquin Phoenix -- The more I look at him, the more he looks like my uncle Butch. And, ewwwww.
82. Catherine Zeta-Jones. -- Does she have to talk? Because her chances increase the less she speaks.
83. Harry Potter -- When he grows up, maybe. He might be a little too emotionally traumatized by then.
84. Macauley Culkin -- Eh, I don't know. He was annoying when he was a kid, but considering he was a child actor, he could have turned out a hell of a lot worse.
84. Naomi Watts.
85. Kate Winslet.
86. Parminder Nagra. -- Indian! Pretty!
87. Colin Firth -- Mmm, sweet.
88. Hugh Grant. -- Why do I always feel like I have to apologize for liking Hugh Grant? Maybe it's the prostitute thing.
89. Renee Zellweger. -- I'd probably make her eat a sandwich first.
90. Miranda Otto. -- Whee! Pretty!
91. Lucy Liu
92. Halle Berry -- She was fine, as long as she didn't talk, up until the "Catwoman" trailers came out. Now ... not enough NO in the world.
93. David Thewlis
94. Gary Oldman
95. Brendan Fraser
96. Ron Weasley -- First, grow up. Then we'll talk.
97. Anthony Perkins -- Hello? DEAD. Ewwww.
98. David Beckham. -- Well, he's pretty. Why not use him for sex once? You know, aside from the fact that everybody else already has.
99. Brian Krause. -- Only the "Return to the Blue Lagoon" version. Lately, he's gotten puffy around the edges.
100. James Marsters -- Oh, yeah. At least just the once.
101. Amy Acker. -- Okay, she needs to eat two sandwiches. Maybe three.
102. Alexis Denisof.
103. Alyson Hannigan. -- Aww, come on. They're cute. Granted, mostly together.
104. Holly Marie Combs
105. Seth Green. -- Cute, and he's just right height-wise.
106. Chris Carraba
107. Adam Brody -- Damn, yes. If I were in high school with him, I'd have the biggest crush on him.
108. Michael Vartan
109. Jason Lee
110. Scott Foley
111. Vincent Kartheiser -- He's grown on me.
112. Bradley Cooper
113. Robbie Williams.
114. Poppy Montgomery
115. Josh Lyman
116. Eric Close -- After "Now and Again", he's pretty much got a lifetime guarantee for sex out of me.
117. Matt Damon. -- I'd have to fight Ben Affleck for him, but I'm pretty sure I could take him.
118. Julian Casablancas (The Strokes)
119. Robert Carmine/Schwartzman (Rooney)
120. Paul Landers (guitarist for Rammstein)
121. Richard Kruspe-Bernstein (other guitarist for Rammstein)
122. Sarah Michelle Gellar. -- Oh, hell NO.
123. Willem Dafoe.
124. Eliza Dushku. -- YES. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES.
125. Pink
And then there's my three ...
126. Paul Bettany -- I just watched the "Wimbledon" trailer yesterday. Jesus, I hate Jennifer Connelly sometimes.
127. Lindsay Lohan -- For money and only for money. At the very least, I can understand why my brother has the hots for her.
128. Leonardo DiCaprio -- Hey, he has his moments, all right?
* Italicize the ones you'd sleep with for money
* Strike out the ones you'd never, EVER consider
* Leave those plain whom you don't know.
Add three of your own.
1. Joel Tobeck
2. Craig Parker
4. Oliver Phelps
5. Tom Felton
6. Rupert Grint -- Of course, first he has to get legal.
7. Garrett Hedlund
8. Draco Malfoy
9. Eric Bana -- Mmmm, yeah. And he can wear the Hector costumes. :)
11. Colin Farrell
12. Daniel Radcliffe -- Please get legal, you.
13. Emma Watson
14. Elijah Wood
15. Dominic Monaghan
16. Viggo Mortensen
17. Alan Rickman -- His chances improve the more he makes himself look like Colonel Brandon.
18. Jason Isaacs
20. Jack Sparrow
21. Legolas Greenleaf -- Legolas, save me from your fangirls ...
22. Carlos (from Love Actually)
24. Justin Taylor
25. Emmett Honeycutt
26. Shane (from The L Word)
29. Drew Barrymore
30. Melanie Marcus
31. Ben (from QaF)
32. Michael Novotny
33. Johnny Depp -- Sweet Jesus, yes. I have appendages I'd sell and firstborn children I'd barter for that.
34. Jensen Ackles -- It's all his fault I used to watch "Days". Nummy.
35. Doc Roe (Band of Brothers)
37. Liam Neeson
38. Christian Bale -- I'm having a love affair with that man's abdominal muscles. I'm just sayin'.
39. Hayden Christensen - As long as he's not doing that pouty, snotty Anakin crap, I'm game.
40. Jude Law -- Mmmmmmm.
41. Keanu Reeves -- As long as he gets silly. He's actually kinda cute when he smiles.
42. Ewan McGregor. -- Eh, maybe.
43. Hans Matheson
44. Hugh Jackman -- Dear God, YES.
45. Heath Ledger -- Yes, especially the "Knight's Tale" version.
49. Edward Norton -- I'd be more interested in hanging out with him. He seems like he'd been fun to talk with.
50. Kiefer Sutherland
51. Billy Boyd
52. Merlin Luck (Aus Big Brother)
53. Karl Urban
55. Dobby
56. Cardboard Cut Out Legolas.
57. Daniel Johns (Silverchair) -- Eh, he's not bad-looking, when he's clean-shaven.
59. Avril Lavigne.
60. Mark Ferguson
61. Josh Duhamel
62. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. -- He's just not allowed to run. You know, because of the arm-flailing.
63. Keira Knightley. -- Damn straight. She's fighting with Eliza Dushku for the top spot on my "Get Out of Heterosexuality Free" list.
65. Leopold (from Kate and Leopold) -- Hugh in late 19th-century attire, with all kinds of romantic manners and whatnot? Oh, yeah.
66. Andy Serkis -- Maybe. He seems like a nice enough guy.
67. Sean Bean.
68. Orlando Bloom -- Hey, as long as he doesn't actually have to express an emotion or talk or think or stuff ...
69. Brad Pitt -- Eh, why not?
70. Tobey Maguire -- Guaranteed if he keeps the Spider-Man body. What can I say? Abs are my weakness.
71. Jason Statham
72. Jake Gyllenhaal -- Oh, definitely.
73. James Franco -- He played James Dean. For that, he gets a shot.
74. Jennifer Garner -- Heck, she's pretty, and when she's all perky and giggly, it's cute.
75. Mr. Sark (Alias)
76. Tim Drake (Robin III)
77. Nate Grey (X-Man)
78. Xander Harris -- Early Xander, sure.
80. Anna Paquin.
82. Catherine Zeta-Jones. -- Does she have to talk? Because her chances increase the less she speaks.
83. Harry Potter -- When he grows up, maybe. He might be a little too emotionally traumatized by then.
84. Macauley Culkin -- Eh, I don't know. He was annoying when he was a kid, but considering he was a child actor, he could have turned out a hell of a lot worse.
84. Naomi Watts.
85. Kate Winslet.
86. Parminder Nagra. -- Indian! Pretty!
87. Colin Firth -- Mmm, sweet.
88. Hugh Grant. -- Why do I always feel like I have to apologize for liking Hugh Grant? Maybe it's the prostitute thing.
89. Renee Zellweger. -- I'd probably make her eat a sandwich first.
90. Miranda Otto. -- Whee! Pretty!
92. Halle Berry
93. David Thewlis
94. Gary Oldman
95. Brendan Fraser
96. Ron Weasley -- First, grow up. Then we'll talk.
98. David Beckham. -- Well, he's pretty. Why not use him for sex once? You know, aside from the fact that everybody else already has.
99. Brian Krause. -- Only the "Return to the Blue Lagoon" version. Lately, he's gotten puffy around the edges.
100. James Marsters -- Oh, yeah. At least just the once.
102. Alexis Denisof.
103. Alyson Hannigan. -- Aww, come on. They're cute. Granted, mostly together.
104. Holly Marie Combs
105. Seth Green. -- Cute, and he's just right height-wise.
106. Chris Carraba
107. Adam Brody -- Damn, yes. If I were in high school with him, I'd have the biggest crush on him.
108. Michael Vartan
109. Jason Lee
110. Scott Foley
111. Vincent Kartheiser -- He's grown on me.
112. Bradley Cooper
113. Robbie Williams.
114. Poppy Montgomery
115. Josh Lyman
116. Eric Close -- After "Now and Again", he's pretty much got a lifetime guarantee for sex out of me.
117. Matt Damon. -- I'd have to fight Ben Affleck for him, but I'm pretty sure I could take him.
118. Julian Casablancas (The Strokes)
119. Robert Carmine/Schwartzman (Rooney)
120. Paul Landers (guitarist for Rammstein)
121. Richard Kruspe-Bernstein (other guitarist for Rammstein)
124. Eliza Dushku. -- YES. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES.
125. Pink
And then there's my three ...
126. Paul Bettany -- I just watched the "Wimbledon" trailer yesterday. Jesus, I hate Jennifer Connelly sometimes.
127. Lindsay Lohan -- For money and only for money. At the very least, I can understand why my brother has the hots for her.
128. Leonardo DiCaprio -- Hey, he has his moments, all right?
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Date: 2004-06-17 07:47 am (UTC)a) American Psycho
b) Bring It On
c) Bend it Like Beckham
Ooohh, like I'm psychic or something :>
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Date: 2004-06-17 07:49 am (UTC)Let's see ... keep meaning to buy it but have "Equilibrium" to tide me over, need to buy it, own it and love it and don't watch it half as much as I should ...
Yup. That's me in a nutshell. :)
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Date: 2004-06-17 07:52 am (UTC)Bale's got abs for days in "American Psycho", running around buck naked and killing folks.
I figured that you'd have wore the shellac offa that DVD due to all the pausing and freeze framing by now :>
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Date: 2004-06-17 08:05 am (UTC)(Although I will add that, in a society where emotion is illegal sex will become a matter of reproduction and physical relief. Having already bred, there is no reason whatsoever why Preston should not have sought base physical gratification wherever convenient. In other words, he was totally doing Partridge)
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Date: 2004-06-17 08:09 am (UTC)Um, I think you broke my brain.
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Date: 2004-06-17 08:14 am (UTC)I think I'm going to have to try this very weekend.
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Date: 2004-06-17 04:21 pm (UTC)*savors the mental image again*
*keels over from the hawtness*
*doesn't want to think how to explain the smile on my face to my co-workers*
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Date: 2004-06-17 08:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-17 09:23 am (UTC)I understand this is the consensus of a lot of straight girls. :D
(And hey, being bi, I get it.)