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Jun. 22nd, 2004 09:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell's first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses - after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The Phone Booth hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama A Home At The End Of The World, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. "The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Even director Michael Mayer admits, "It was distracting." In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle.
To describe the level of wrong it is to cut that scene would involve measuring in light years.
Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell's first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses - after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The Phone Booth hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama A Home At The End Of The World, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. "The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Even director Michael Mayer admits, "It was distracting." In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle.
To describe the level of wrong it is to cut that scene would involve measuring in light years.
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Date: 2004-06-22 07:22 pm (UTC)That's right. No cock for Colin = vote for John Kerry.
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Date: 2004-06-22 08:15 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-06-22 08:32 pm (UTC)I think that counts as treason in Alabama...
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Date: 2004-06-22 08:44 pm (UTC)There are much worse fates.
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Date: 2004-06-22 08:50 pm (UTC)Aw man, when will the punning end??
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Date: 2004-06-22 09:22 pm (UTC)Although Nightcrawler here has a bit of an enourmicock himself.
I want to know what would happen when the colincockTM meets up with the magicall intellicockTM of fandom_wank?
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Date: 2004-06-22 09:25 pm (UTC)And have S00per Hawt Kiddies to take over the world. And kill a cross-dressing Bush. As long as the world is enough. Uurgh. Songs in my head now, thanks, random cruelty of the universe!