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[apocalypsos]

I mean, it's Monday. What else are you going to do?

For anybody who hasn't played before, the rules are simple. I post ten movie quotes, and you guess which movies they come. You can ONLY guess one at a time, not all ten at once, and you cannot use IMDb or any other search engine to find out which movies they come from. That's what your brain is for.

If your guess is correct -- and please wait for confirmation that it is correct from the poster of said quotes -- you can post three more movie quotes from different films. (This, you can use IMDb for. Just to make sure all entries are as accurate as possible.) Please respond to the original post with your three new entries (and if possible link back to the post where you guessed correctly) OR put "Tag!" in the subject line of the comment which contains your three new entries. It's like one great big pyramid scheme game. :)

Got it? No confusion this time around? Okay, here goes ...

1. Character 1: Asshole.
Character 2: Who? Because in this crowd you're going to have to be a bit more specific. -- Save The Last Dance, guessed by chiisaihito

2. I haven't seen a customer this depressed since that elephant sat on the farmer's wife! -- Big Fish, guessed by wolfshark

3. Character 1: You can't drink worth shit.
Character 2: I weigh 92 pounds, you dick. -- Bad Santa, guessed by catystorm

4. It's called doing whatever the hell you want whenever the hell you want to, and I grew out of it 'round about the age of six!

5. Half of the people in this room don't like me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed someone into a bus. -- Mean Girls, guessed by penmage

6. Not so fast! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil! -- Three Amigos, guessed by persephonefalls

7. A big man is ripping your ears off, (character name). I'd do as he says.

8. Char1: You know what? I still don't understand why you're here.
Char2: I'm here because I was in the comic book.
Char1: What?
Char2: Nothing. -- Josie and the Pussycats, guessed by indigoskynet

9. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass! -- Bring It On, guessed by zeelee_penguin

10. Excuse me, are we a little teapot? -- In and Out, guessed by fyrdrakken

Comments

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

8. Airplane exchange between Alexandra and the Pussycats, Josie & the Pussycats

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. Your turn.

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

3 = Bad Santa.

[penmage.livejournal.com]

5. Cady, in Mean Girls.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. Now you go.

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

5 is from Mean Girls. Heh.

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

Oh *dammit* someone else got it first. Okay, then, I think 9 is from Bring it On.

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

1. Save the Last Dance !! But I have to run off, so I don't have time for... Ah fuck it, I have time to find three quotes.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Okay, whenever you're ready. ;)

[persephonefalls.livejournal.com]

6. Lucky Day, from Three Amigos. And the amount of love I have for that movie knows no bounds.

[wolfshark]

#2 is from Big Fish

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Okay, your turn.

[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

I'm going to feel very ashamed if this is wrong. #6 - Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles?

[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

Oh, so wrong. So very, very wrong.

[fyrdrakken]

10. Is In and Out, which I only saw for the first time last week.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Hee ... I love that movie. Okay, you go.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

3. Bad Santa

My brother is making everyone watch that film.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, your turn.

TAG!

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

from my win above (http://www.livejournal.com/users/trollprincess/342187.html?thread=3210667#t3210667)..

1.Of course, you idiot. I always wear it; I've always worn it; I've always loved you.

2.The more I see of the world, the less inclined I am to think well of it.

3. You see, everyone wants everything, that's the way the world is. But I just might actually get it.

(I'm going out, so umm, if you want to guess, go ahead, and verify your guess, and if you did get it right, go ahead and post. 'Zat ok, trollprincess? if not, don't do it..)

Re: TAG!

[talmanes.livejournal.com]

2 is "Pride and Prejudice," which is more a miniseries. Or... you know, a book. But I've only seen the miniseries, and it was Jennifer Ehle that said the line.

Tag!

[taiste.livejournal.com]

Moving back to the main thread.

(Here's (http://www.livejournal.com/users/trollprincess/342187.html?thread=3220139#t3220139) where I won before.)

1. I know exactly who I am, sweetheart. I'm a guy who came a long way for lunch.

2. It's fine. You get a window. I get to work for a guy who gets a window.

3. I wasn't speaking to you, (character name). When I speak to you, you'll know it because I'll look at you.

I'm going to lunch, so I'll answer guesses in an hour. ;)

Re: Tag!

[talmanes.livejournal.com]

3 is from Hannibal.

[silly-dan.livejournal.com]

Is #4 Parenthood?

[kijeren.livejournal.com]

OOOH!

#7 - The Green Mile - Tom Hanks character

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, your turn. (Sorry I didn't OK it sooner. Bosslady wouldn't let me anywhere near the internet today. Argh.)

[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

Tag from wolfshark's list here.
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1) The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!

2) My ass! I can SEE my ASS!

3) A: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
B: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

3) princess bride!

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

tag from fyrdrakken

1. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.

2. I hated her so... much... it... it... the... it... the... flames... flames... flames... on the side of my face... breathing... breathless... heaving breaths...

3. It's so stimulating being your hat.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

ahahah. you have some great movies on this one. :D i know two! but i'll just guess the first one: top secret, yeah?

[kassandra05.livejournal.com]

Because I guessed correctly here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/trollprincess/342187.html?thread=3230123#t3230123).

1. We've got a blind date with Destiny... And it looks like she's ordered the lobster.

2. This is it. That moment they told us about in high school where one day, algebra would save our lives.

3. Now it isn't that I don't like you, [character name], because, after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you, but... well, there haven't been any quiet moments.

[altoidsaddict.livejournal.com]

#1 is Mystery Men, one of my faves!

[garsha.livejournal.com]

If someone else guessed it, I missed it - but isn't #7 from The Princess Bride?

[talmanes.livejournal.com]

4 is from "Nell," and I only remember it because my sister quoted it incessantly for two weeks after seeing that movie.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Hee ... didn't think anyone would get that one. Okay, you go. (Sorry it's so late. My boss wouldn't let me near the internet today, damn it.)

TAG

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

link

1. An intelligent guard... didn't see that one coming.

2. a: How did you find America?
b: Turned left at Greenland.

3. a: We're the good guys. Why are we running?
b: We're not running. We're eluding.

Re: TAG

[silly-dan.livejournal.com]

2 is A Hard Day's Night, right?

[silly-dan.livejournal.com]

Having guessed right here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/trollprincess/342187.html?thread=3244971):

1)There's a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think.
2)They're watching Snow White. And they love it.
3)Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Hee! #3 is Real Genius! *bouncy*

Somebody probably guessed it already, but I had to say that because my love for that movie knows no bounds.

[penmage.livejournal.com]

I got #5 right here. Sorry this took so long - my internet has been down all goddamn day, and will probably go down again in a few minutes, so if it takes me a bit to respond, apologies there, too.

1. Character 1: What happened to "You are my sun, my moon, my starlit sky"?
Character 2: It went away.
Character 1: "I dwell in darkness without you," and it went away?

2. Sir, the truth is, I talk to God all the time, and, no offense, but he never mentioned you.

3. You know, this wasn't a very smart thing to do, Character. I'll pay for this! I mean, YOU'LL pay for this!

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

1. Willow! I love Val Kilmer. "I love you Sorcha? I dont love her, she kicked me in the face! i hate her. dont i?"

[persephonefalls.livejournal.com]

I got 6 over here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/trollprincess/342187.html?thread=3210923#t3210923).

1.Good evening, I know the program says I'm supposed to play the water glasses for you, but some of the girls got dehydrated.

2. A: I think I have a plan here: using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.
B: Spoons?
A: That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek!

3. A: Kill the pirate!
B: I am not a pirate! It so happens that I am a lawyer!
A: ...Kill the lawyer!

[talmanes.livejournal.com]

3 is from "Hook."

[altoidsaddict.livejournal.com]

I guessed right here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/trollprincess/342187.html?thread=3233963#t3233963).

1. He's missed his kitten! We'll just put one in here by the castle.

2. So we worked at it on the days we calculated most likely to be fruitful, and we worked at it most other days just to be sure.

3. Okay, so that's three orders of "hell no", two orders of "ask yo' mama", and one order of "negro please".

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

i don't suppose one is hellboy?

[wer-bin-ich.livejournal.com]

my win from here.

1. You're nude in The Telegraph, dear. Can you pass the bacon.

2. Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

3. Well, hello to you, too. And need I remind you, I am naked in the snow. I can't feel any of my extremities. And I mean... any of them.

[neaf.livejournal.com]

#2, I believe, is Alice in Wonderland. spank me if I'm wrong.