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[apocalypsos]

I guess there's a new meme going around that goes like this -- If you have never eaten a baby, post this in your journal.

Well, a baby what, exactly? Tapeworm? Hippo? Harp seal? We need to specify here, people. Some of us have eccentric eating habits, after all. Disclaimer: We don't really have eccentric eating habits, because, I mean, baby tapeworms? *may never stop throwing up*

I'm too tired to write anymore tonight. G'night, all.

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[penmage.livejournal.com]

A resturant my mom and I frequent had "baby chicken shishkabob" on the menu. When pressed, the waiter told us that baby chickens are jucier, sweeter and tastier. All this might have been okay if it wasn't for the huge painting on the wall opposite us with a market scene - but all the people had chicken heads. With that in my face, there was no way I was ordering the baby chickens.

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

Alas, I can't post it - I'm a big fan of lamb.

[etoilepb.livejournal.com]

And I, veal. Which would have gotten me stoned, more or less, where I went to college, but that didn't stop me ordering it every time my parents were paying.

[aint2nuts.livejournal.com]

lamb, veal, alas, I knew them well...burp...

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

but baby tapeworms are so KYOOOOOT!!

all thanks to Jonathan Swift and his genius.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

i've eaten baby cow, does that count? (isn't that was veal is?) and eggs have the possisibility of being babies? hm.

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

I ate a baby once. It was a tequila filled night of mayhem. I reached for the kebab, missed, and went for the pram instead. Truly awful.

[hamadryad.livejournal.com]

You know, ingesting controlled amounts of whipworm eggs has been shown to significantly improve symptoms of IBS and Crohn's Disease.

I don't have these conditions, so I haven't swallowed little whipworm embryos, but it's something appetizing to think about on this lovely Tuesday morning.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

You know, I gave up eating eggs for a while on the grounds that I couldn't stop thinking of them as bird foetuses. Which is just too much ick.

I'm past that now, though. Besides, ice cream made right is full of tiny baby chickens.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You know, Ben & Jerry would call that Camilla Crunch.

No, I didn't grow up watching the Muppets. *eye roll*

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

My god I love you.

Personally? I'd love a taste of that new Superman baby that they found. Mutants, yum!