Xander...has been tied spread eagled by attractive female...
Bobby...has been tied spread eagled by attractive female...
Okay, that does work for me.
Bobby and W & H...I can see him trying to impress the staff.
"You know, I'm not just an accountant...I also happen to be a very dangerous demon."
"Are you an Ersont demon?"
*thinks about it* "Yes. Yes I am."
*Young office temp runs away, telling everyone that Bobby is an Ersont demon. Bobby sees Wesley and stops him.*
"Wesley, what's an Ersont demon?"
"An Ersont is a demon that lives off of human excrement -- well, any excrement, really."
"So...definitely not a cool thing to be?"
"Bobby...did you tell someone that you're a demon again?"
"...yes."
"I thought we went over this the last time when you said that you were a Graegholla demon."
"How was I supposed to know that their thing was to turn into pink goo when exposed to sun?"
"When your secretary said, "Hey, let's see if he turns into pink goo when we expose him to the sun!"?"
"She was really upset when I didn't..."
"I'll get out a memo in the office explaining that you aren't a demon once again, but this is the last time. The next time you say that you are a demon, I will not deny it. Understood?"
*Bobby nods as Wesley walks away. Soon, a pretty administrative assistant walks up to Bobby.*
"Hey, I heard you were a Rwonsca demon, is that true?"
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Date: 2003-07-17 04:44 pm (UTC)Xander...has been tied spread eagled by attractive female...
Bobby...has been tied spread eagled by attractive female...
Okay, that does work for me.
Bobby and W & H...I can see him trying to impress the staff.
"You know, I'm not just an accountant...I also happen to be a very dangerous demon."
"Are you an Ersont demon?"
*thinks about it* "Yes. Yes I am."
*Young office temp runs away, telling everyone that Bobby is an Ersont demon. Bobby sees Wesley and stops him.*
"Wesley, what's an Ersont demon?"
"An Ersont is a demon that lives off of human excrement -- well, any excrement, really."
"So...definitely not a cool thing to be?"
"Bobby...did you tell someone that you're a demon again?"
"...yes."
"I thought we went over this the last time when you said that you were a Graegholla demon."
"How was I supposed to know that their thing was to turn into pink goo when exposed to sun?"
"When your secretary said, "Hey, let's see if he turns into pink goo when we expose him to the sun!"?"
"She was really upset when I didn't..."
"I'll get out a memo in the office explaining that you aren't a demon once again, but this is the last time. The next time you say that you are a demon, I will not deny it. Understood?"
*Bobby nods as Wesley walks away. Soon, a pretty administrative assistant walks up to Bobby.*
"Hey, I heard you were a Rwonsca demon, is that true?"
*Bobby thinks for a minute.* "Yes. Yes I am."