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Jul. 23rd, 2004 10:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosWhat. The. FUCK.
You know, this is yet another sequel that strains the boundaries of my Sequel Formula: "Sequel" = For all of those unanswered questions you had after watching + "Previous movie". (Example ... Barbershop 2: For all those unanswered questions you had after watching Barbershop, like, "Did everyone's hair grow back?")
I didn't have any questions after watching Baby Geniuses, aside from "Who did I kill to deserve this?" And yes, I watched Baby Geniuses. From beginning to end, even. I'm now qualified to endure eight of the top ten most painful tortures on the planet, including most puns, my mother's tuna casserole, and every single episode of Seventh Heaven.
You know, this is yet another sequel that strains the boundaries of my Sequel Formula: "Sequel" = For all of those unanswered questions you had after watching + "Previous movie". (Example ... Barbershop 2: For all those unanswered questions you had after watching Barbershop, like, "Did everyone's hair grow back?")
I didn't have any questions after watching Baby Geniuses, aside from "Who did I kill to deserve this?" And yes, I watched Baby Geniuses. From beginning to end, even. I'm now qualified to endure eight of the top ten most painful tortures on the planet, including most puns, my mother's tuna casserole, and every single episode of Seventh Heaven.
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Date: 2004-07-23 08:10 pm (UTC)Did Kathleen Turner fire her agent after being talked into making this movie?
Who would be stupid enough to be in a sequel?
I got the answer to THAT question ... Scott Baio. A ha! Of course.
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Date: 2004-07-23 08:28 pm (UTC)That's all I have to say about that sequel.
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Date: 2004-07-23 08:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-23 09:16 pm (UTC)I saw the absolute horror that was Baby Geniuses. I was young, but I remember even hating it then.
Worst. Sequel. Idea. Ever.
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Date: 2004-07-23 09:18 pm (UTC)WORST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER.
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Date: 2004-07-23 09:28 pm (UTC)Also, this movie? Needs to DIE.
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Date: 2004-07-23 09:29 pm (UTC)...
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Date: 2004-07-23 09:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-23 09:56 pm (UTC)Scott. Baio.
Say it out loud. No, go ahead. Don't you feel like taking Zoloft now? It's that bad.
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Date: 2004-07-23 10:05 pm (UTC)I think the saddest part is that this movie will be lumped in with "comic book movies," and drag down the bell curve.
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Date: 2004-07-24 05:31 am (UTC)because God hates me. Both had a billion copies of VHS Baby Geniuses, trying to sell them for five dollars and fifty cents.I don't think they would be able to sell them for a quarter apiece. If they offered them free with every purchase, people would cry
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Date: 2004-07-24 07:55 am (UTC)Can you survive the curse that is spam?
How long can you go before your head explodes from too many 'enlarge your penis' requests?
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Date: 2004-07-24 08:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-24 03:18 pm (UTC)I saw Baby Geniuses. I also saw the Pokemon movie, all for the sake of entertaining my younger siblings. Words can't express how bad both those movies were.
Oh, and exclusive e-mail filters are very cool. *basks in the utter lack of junk mail*
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Date: 2004-07-24 03:20 pm (UTC)now wouldn't that be an interesting evening! :D