Watching "Trading Spaces"

[apocalypsos]

ACK! Hildi pureed Barney the dinosaur and hosed his remains all over her assigned room! I don't know whether to hug her or to hug her so hard her ribs snap inward and skewer several important organs.

And Kia's apparently hanging instruments from the ceiling. I only wish I were omitting "of torture" from that sentence to hide some sort of surprise ending where the homeowners see the room she gave them and hate it (not the surprise part), and strangle her with the chains she attached to the ceiling (now, there's a surprise I can get behind).

Also, it's nice to see Hildi save money by stealing a couch from Barbie's Dream House and nuking it until it mutates and grows. I hope the homeowners don't sit on it, as it probably eats unsuspecting humans who come anywhere near it. (Which is probably why Hildi could get a hold of it.)

Why anyone allows these two to design anything bigger than a dollhouse is reasoning I don't even want to begin to comprehend. *user shudders*

Comments

[neaf.livejournal.com]

I officially adore you now. Blame it on the need to change my pants after reading the Barney comment. And your astounding good taste ;)

You, missthang, are getting friended.