I actually wrote a review for that piece of fetid feces for Film Hobbit. I seem to recall that I said something to the effect that I was hoping that everyone died, but it was not to be. And that was ten minutes in.
....was when the ship made of unobtainium (ACK!) gets crystals in it, even though there's pressure in the hundreds of thousands of pounds per square inch, and they say they have to go out.
I was yelling at my TV: You are not going out. You are not going out in suits. You are NOT GOING OUT IN SUITS.
They went out. In suits.
And reality, which had been mortally wounded shortly after the opening credits, burst open like a lacerated spleen and the film died on the table.
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Date: 2004-08-04 06:39 am (UTC)Incredibly Stupid Movie Physics: The Core?
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Date: 2004-08-04 06:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-04 06:40 am (UTC)"You want me to hack the planet?</>
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Date: 2004-08-04 07:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-04 08:17 am (UTC)YAY!!!
Date: 2004-08-04 09:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-04 10:58 am (UTC)It's such a stupid movie that delights in being stupid. Minus Hillary Swank, that is. Woo!
We walked out of that movie debating the "did they, didn't they have sex?" scene at the end. And also the Rat's weird running. Yes.
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Date: 2004-08-04 04:43 pm (UTC)My favorite part
Date: 2004-08-04 05:13 pm (UTC)I was yelling at my TV: You are not going out. You are not going out in suits. You are NOT GOING OUT IN SUITS.
They went out. In suits.
And reality, which had been mortally wounded shortly after the opening credits, burst open like a lacerated spleen and the film died on the table.
That was one incredibly bad film.
Re: My favorite part
Date: 2004-08-04 06:51 pm (UTC)