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[apocalypsos]

My brother and I have weird conversations. Case in point --

Bryan: (out of the blue) Huh. That would be weird.
Me: What?
Bryan: Watching a giraffe throw up. That'd take forever! He'd probably die of old age halfway through.

This is my gene pool, ladies and gents.

Oh, and I just realized that I'm wasting a brain cell remembering the opening song to "Just One of the Guys". Damn it. That brain cell was probably holding the cure for cancer or something. Stupid Comedy Central, destroying humanity's future one crappy 80s comedy at a time.

Comments

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Comedy Central shows more then just stand up routines and South Park? In what universe?

[darqstar.livejournal.com]

Giraffes, the poor things, cause more "what if" conversations than any other animals. When I was a kid, I always wondered what they'd do if they had that annoying "itch" behind one ear. I mean, it's pretty hard to get their legs up to scratch it...