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[apocalypsos]

So, my birthday's on September 29th, and like a five-year-old, I'm counting the days. ('Cause, you know, I'm spoiled like that.)

And you know what I really, really, really want for my birthday? (I mean, aside from every DVD on the planet, nearly any male cast member of the LOTR movies or the X-Men movies to do with as I wish, or enough money to swim in.)

I want fic. Lots and lots and lots of fic.

I want fucked-up crossovers and twisted pairings. I want fanfics in weird fandoms written by authors I know for writing in entirely different fandoms. I want insane plotlines and ludicrous attempts at canon-juggling. I want fan fiction for shows I used to watch when I was a kid and stories for fandoms that don't get nearly enough fanfic written about them. And I want all of those fics to be really, really, really long.

So, you know, if you're wondering ... *whistles innocently*

EDIT: You know, more apocalypse fic in any and all fandoms wouldn't be a bad thing, either.

Comments

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Mine's the 28th of Aug so I'm counting the days too!

[silverhill.livejournal.com]

You'd better be careful what you wish for.

Me: *tries to kick insane plot bunny out of brain*
Plot bunny: *is not budging*
Me: But, but... no! You are wrong in so many ways!
Plot bunny: And yet, at the same time, I am so right.
Me: You're squicky, though.
Plot bunny: And you love me anyway! Mwahahahaha!
Me: *whimpers*

[oloriel.livejournal.com]

If that's what you want, that's what you'll get. And I'm warning you: I suck at writing. *whistles even more innocently*

[ex-zombieham605.livejournal.com]

So... you're a little too old to have watched Captain Planet as a kid, I guess. Dang.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

Now you're going to MAKE me write a Wesley-as-DADA-professor-at-Hogwarts fic. DAMMIT.

[budclare.livejournal.com]

*drools*

Live Wes or ghost Wes?

[magarettt.livejournal.com]

That cracks me up.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/]

my birthday was yesterday.

i got ALLLLL dvds and one cd.

also? xxmeffiexx is working on my bd fic.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, I watched Captain Planet. I don't remember it all that well, but I watched it just the same. :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, I may not force you, but for that, I think begging would be involved. ;)

[palmetto.livejournal.com]

I think it says something for what kind of a dork I am that I read this sentence and wondered how the hell Wesley Crusher would end up as a DADA professor. ;)

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

You are evil.

My peculiar fandoms muse loves you, though, and is pleased now you asked because it just gives her a reason to shout more loudly about Dead Like Me fanfiction.

[flame-of-death.livejournal.com]

Oh, dude, that was WAY subtle.

If I can get my lazy arse on the hunt for my muses, consider it done!

^ ^

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, because I need an excuse to write wacky crossovers.

[silverhill.livejournal.com]

Gah! I'm probably going to have to write it, too. Fucked-up pairing, weird crossover, early '80s TV show and everything.

Damn you, trollprincess, for spawning the plot bunny that ate my sanity.

[stevie-jane.livejournal.com]

Does this mean I should start on that Col. Brandon/Hermione fic? ;)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That is so fucking wrong ... I love it.

[stevie-jane.livejournal.com]

You know those Regency gents, 17 year old girls were fair play. ;)

[silver-u-glass.livejournal.com]

This isn't FAIR, I now have bizarre combinations of characters from M*A*S*H, Saved by The Bell and Harry Potter taunting the plotbunnies.

I think you may have broken my brain.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Subtle? What is this "subtle" of which you speak?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Hee! Dead Like Me fic! *happy dance*

[ex-zombieham605.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

I have a lonely little plotbunny that I know not how to feed, so I present him to you: A Day After Tomorrow/Poseidon Adventure crossover. Imagine if that Russian tanker had been a different, capsized ship...

[stumpsforhands.livejournal.com]

Alas, I've never written fanfic, and I'm not really mad about any of the stuff for which people tend to write it. The only thing I watch obsessively is The West Wing, and I don't have enough personal knowledge of goverment to rustle up any TWW fic.

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... so we're the same age... so I'm guessing you grew up on the same shows I did... the ones that they are now showing on Nick at Nite (making me feel insanely old)... like Full House and Who's the Boss and Growing Pains...

Why oh why am I having a Full House/Growing Pains plot bunny pairing up DJ and Mike? It wouldn't be incest from the characters... but ew... I hate my brain...

*sigh*

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

Huh. It's weird that you would request this, because ever since The Discovery Health Channel started showing Chicago Hope every night at seven, I've been positively ITCHING to do some kind of Dr. Geiger fanfic (that's Mandy Patinkin, babe. SO cool).

Now I'm thinking about Dr. Geiger and the host from Nickelodeon's Double Dare (Mark Summers, I think his name was, I'll have to look it up) in a post-apocalyptic future world. Kind of Mad Max-y. Lots of leather, chains, that sort of thing. Maybe an eyepatch...

You know, that plotbunny is going to be around for a while, and he'll probably fight with my cat. *sigh*. Thanks, trollprincess.

[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

*looks thoughtful* I've already arranged my fucked up crossover of the year fic. But, I write very very slowly. Still, gives me a goal to work towards.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*stares*

*stares*

*stares*

OmigodIthinkIloveyou.

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

heh. It shall be made so.

This is going to be a weird present, but Lord know's you've certainly earned it by being so funny and cool.

This plotbunny and I are TOTALLY going to get it on...

PS: I keep thinking that there should be a Mary Sue-esque animal involved somehow. Maybe a wise-cracking parrot, or a supersmart monkey; something totally cheesy. Any requests?

[eccentrici.livejournal.com]

So's mine.

[gwen-louise.livejournal.com]

I don't suppose you ever watched Bananas in Pajamas? (Please say no and kill the Bananas/Barney plotbunny growing in my brain.) Alas, I won't be on lj to wish you a Happy Birthday, but I hope it is merry and filled with fic and DVDs.

[sasscat.livejournal.com]

You ever see "The Invisible Man" (Darien Fawkes, Bobby Hobbes; most importantly Arnaud the evil Swissman)?

If not I'll just resort to my fucked-up-but-feasible HP AU...mmm, AUs...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Ooo, I adored "The Invisible Man". Vincent Ventresca and his gravity-defying hair ... mmmm. :)

[sasscat.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Soooo...many...fic...to choose from... Brain...EXPLODES!!!

Mmm, 'splosions. Pretsty.

What are the conditions? Fucked up crossover. Twisted pairings. I don't think you know me for writing in *any* fandom so I'm safe on that count. Insane plotlines and ludicrous attempts at canon-juggling. Possibly some Smurfs or Fraggles thrown in. And really, really, really, long. With a possible apocalypse.

Hmm...*glee* I shall ponder this.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I was thinking Princess Bride. :)

[palmetto.livejournal.com]

That one makes sense, at least!

Mine just kinda has my brain sitting there going: 'Uh, bosslady? Gotta shut down now.'

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

... You did see my short piece about Connor and Faith at the end of the world, right?

Hmm... I have Pairing List stories to work out. They could fit in to an apocalypse, or even a mere cataclysm.