Random morning anecdote

[apocalypsos]

Every time I'm acting strange around my family -- which is most of the time, really -- my mother will point out that she dropped me on my head as a baby.

It's kind of a default headdrop story, but the story goes like this. I was just at that stage when all I could really do was roll over, so it was still sort of a novelty. She put me on the changing table, turned around to get something, and turned back to find me lying on the floor, staring up at her with a snarky smile on my face, as if to say, "Smooth move, dumbass!"

Personally, I think the story would be much more interesting (and would actually count) if she'd painted a target on the floor, picked me up by the ankles, and aimed better.

Comments

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

That was hilarious. I imagine my mother did all those things to me.