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Jul. 22nd, 2003 06:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosYou know, I'm going to work on the Lorne/Jubilee story after I take a nap, but I'm telling you, Lana/MJ is stuck in my head. Tell me that's not an easy scenario to write.
Lana shows up at MJ's diner (if we're going for Movie!MJ) and they both get stood up. They commiserate over coffee, both saying their boyfriends are busy without actually coming out and saying they're superheroes. At this point, the boys show up totally apologetic, and instead of accepting their apologies, the girls decide to play a trick on them and pretend to be going back to MJ's apartment to make out.
ACK! Now I have a mental image of Peter and Clark going, "What the hell?" and going back to Peter's apartment to shag each other senseless in Happy Slash Land.
Then again, that'd probably never happen. Tom Welling could do so much better than Tobey Maguire.
Great. Now Wolverine just showed up at the Diner-In-My-Head and drove away with Clark to have all sorts of leather-wearing snippy motorcyle-riding boysex. While, I assume, Peter goes home and secretly lusts after Harry some more from the relative comfort of the bathroom ceiling during one of Harry's showers.
Now, why aren't I writing these shows/movies? They're so much more unpredictable when I do them. You never know who's going to have sex with who next! Peter/Clark! Lana/Wolverine! Lex/anything that isn't tied down! Magneto/the entire Smallville football team! It's madness, I tell you! Raunchy surprise sex for everybody!
That's going to be my platform for when I run for President next year. Everybody gets laid! Dude, now I'm starting to wonder why I'm not in the White House right now! I'm telling you, if every single American that's of age doesn't have an orgasm in the next twenty-four hours, the terrorists win! Plus, you'll all explode. So sex! NOW!
Ahem. Horny? Yeah, it's possible I am. Why do you ask?
Lana shows up at MJ's diner (if we're going for Movie!MJ) and they both get stood up. They commiserate over coffee, both saying their boyfriends are busy without actually coming out and saying they're superheroes. At this point, the boys show up totally apologetic, and instead of accepting their apologies, the girls decide to play a trick on them and pretend to be going back to MJ's apartment to make out.
ACK! Now I have a mental image of Peter and Clark going, "What the hell?" and going back to Peter's apartment to shag each other senseless in Happy Slash Land.
Then again, that'd probably never happen. Tom Welling could do so much better than Tobey Maguire.
Great. Now Wolverine just showed up at the Diner-In-My-Head and drove away with Clark to have all sorts of leather-wearing snippy motorcyle-riding boysex. While, I assume, Peter goes home and secretly lusts after Harry some more from the relative comfort of the bathroom ceiling during one of Harry's showers.
Now, why aren't I writing these shows/movies? They're so much more unpredictable when I do them. You never know who's going to have sex with who next! Peter/Clark! Lana/Wolverine! Lex/anything that isn't tied down! Magneto/the entire Smallville football team! It's madness, I tell you! Raunchy surprise sex for everybody!
That's going to be my platform for when I run for President next year. Everybody gets laid! Dude, now I'm starting to wonder why I'm not in the White House right now! I'm telling you, if every single American that's of age doesn't have an orgasm in the next twenty-four hours, the terrorists win! Plus, you'll all explode. So sex! NOW!
Ahem. Horny? Yeah, it's possible I am. Why do you ask?
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Date: 2003-07-22 05:54 pm (UTC)And Wolverine is -so- Prof. Xaiver's bitch.
"Kill the Sentinel, Logan."
"Defeat the Maurader's, Logan."
"Give me a handjob, Logan."
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Date: 2003-07-22 08:22 pm (UTC)That way not only will people get laid, there will be a lot less stupid shit out there for purchase. People will have to think, "Do I really want to blow that hideously ugly man in order to buy leopard print car seat covers?" And would Carrot Top have a career at all if you had to sleep with him in order to get him on stage? I doubt it.
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Date: 2003-07-23 09:34 pm (UTC)But, but.... What about tied down! Clark! Are you going to leave him all naked and alone?
Sorry Lex/Clark is my OTP for Smallville.