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[apocalypsos]

I changed the tagline on my work email today from "Spooooon!" to "My hed iz pastede on yay!" God only knows how long it'll last, though, because with our bogus email policies, someone's bound to ask me to remove it so as not to offend people whose hedz actually are pastede on yay. I'm still surprised no one asked me to take off "Spooooooon!" to keep from discriminating against forks. Bah.

Anyway, before I left work, Ron & Fez were on the radio listening to Bushisms. *snerk* My sides hurt. My favorite bit was after they played the one when Bush said the thing about man and fish being able to co-exist:

Ron: "Maybe if we had an ambassador between man and fish ... an Aquaman, if you will ..."
Fez: "The chair recognizes the representative from Atlantis."

Aaaaaaaaand then I died. (Of course, that was an hour and fifteen minutes into the Bushisms and by then, I was on the floor giggling anyway.)

It was amusing to hear the reactions of the people calling in, too, like the teacher of deaf kids who said her hearing-impaired six-year-olds spoke better than him, and the guy who called in to defend him by saying Bush has a stutter. No, dude, you can have a stutter and still speak fairly coherently. Then there was the woman who'd said she'd just spent time with her large conservative family who'd all agreed that they'd much rather vote for the more moral man (Bush) than the one who'd be better at the job (Kerry), in those words. Um, yeah.

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[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

By whose standards is Bush considered *moral*??

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, he is a good God-fearing Christian, now, isn't he? *eye roll*

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

Oh, yesh. With all that lying and skipping out on the National Guard and drunkenly pissing on cars and all. *sage nod*

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Actually, he was chosen by God. And he knows this because...well, he just knows.

Seriously, that guy and his holier-than-thou supporters epitomize everything I don't like about organized religion. He can kiss my Jewish butt- any God I believe in wouldn't choose a guy who goes into unprovoked wars.

Besides, as a very smart author said on Slate, God may control human events because he's all-knowing and all-merciful and all that good stuff, but once in a while he also punishes us.

I wonder which one this is?

-blue

[silverhill.livejournal.com]

Um ... Stephen Baldwin. Yeah, he's pro-Bush because he thinks Bush is more godly or has more faith or something.

And when your opponent has the endorsement of Stephen Baldwin, it's all over. Kerry might as well drop out now.

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

My email tagline is "My .sig iz pastede on, yey!"

[natgel.livejournal.com]

It was amusing to hear the reactions of the people calling in, too, like the teacher of deaf kids who said her hearing-impaired six-year-olds spoke better than him, and the guy who called in to defend him by saying Bush has a stutter. No, dude, you can have a stutter and still speak fairly coherently. Then there was the woman who'd said she'd just spent time with her large conservative family who'd all agreed that they'd much rather vote for the more moral man (Bush) than the one who'd be better at the job (Kerry), in those words. Um, yeah.

Hee hee! That's it, that's all I have to say! ^_^

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

I'm still surprised no one asked me to take off "Spooooooon!" to keep from discriminating against forks. Bah.

Oh damn. What a wasted opportunity--you could have changed your sig to "SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRK!" then.