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[apocalypsos]

I only have enough time to see one movie tomorrow. On one hand, I have tangible proof from the Wimbledon trailer that Paul Bettany allows his abdominal area a bit of quiet, thankfully visible introspection. On the other hand, Gwyneth Paltrow is easy to make fun of, and Jude Law is a half-ton of sex poured into a thimble.

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[girlwithjournal.livejournal.com]

Sky Captain: One of the worst pieces of trash I've see in a while, and even Jude is airbrushed so as to hide the natural pretty.

Wimbledon: Not just abdominal area but arse and (wait for it) hip bones. And Paul gets to run around in shorts and wife beaters while poor Jude is stuck in his silly fighter pilot outfit almost all the time.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Mmm, hipbones. Abs. Arse. Hipbones. *is dead*

See, the downside of telling me that about Sky Captain is that crap always makes for the best Q&A reviews.

[girlwithjournal.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it is our duty to see that Wimbledon has a huge opening weekend so that the big shots in H'Wood will decide to make many more pictures in which Paul can show off his hip bones acting ability. It's your duty, man!

Also, Sky Captain is so bad that it'd just be too easy.

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

Paul Bettany's hip bones?

OUCH! I just spontaneously ovulated with the force of a double-barrel shotgun! Well, that will probably impair my future fertility.

*sigh* Disabled by another lanky brit. Such is the way of my life...

[girlwithjournal.livejournal.com]

Sing it, sister!