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[apocalypsos]

You know, we haven't played Movie Quotes Tag in a while. (I know there's a community specifically for it now, but what the hell?)

The rules go like this ...

I post ten quotes. You can only guess ONE quote at a time. The first one to guess each quote correctly can contribute three quotes of their own. And so on, and so forth down the line, like a big pyramid scheme.

DO ...

... try to stick to different movies when coming with new quotes.
... respond to the OP with your new set of quotes, so that they're easier for people playing to find.
... wait for the person who posted the quote you're guessing to confirm your answer.

DO NOT ...

... guess more than one movie quote in a set.
... use IMDb to guess answers, only to help pick out new quotes.
... be too vague. "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" is not vague. "I'm going to kill you!" is.

And now, the quotes ...
1. "Well, of course you can't reach him. He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit."

2. "The only reason I let him keep up this charade is because the man has a mouth like a Hoover." -- Cruel Intentions, guessed by avariel_wings

3. "Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!" -- Miss Congeniality, guessed by telaryn

4. "And God said, "Where the Hell is Tim?" And there the Hell was Tim."

5. Char1: "This fog is getting thicker."
Char2: "And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger." -- Airplane!, guessed by dorei

6. "Is it just me, or does every woman in Queens have some kind of an emotional problem?"

7. "You see, Mr. Scott? In the water I'm a very skinny lady." -- The Poseidon Adventure, guessed by ardath_rekha

8. "Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula." -- catmoran

9. "I can see the Statue of Liberty already! Very small, of course." -- Titanic, guessed by spyderqueen

10. "You're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way." -- His Girl Friday, guessed by dramaqueenducky

Comments

For Getting "UHF", "Full Monty" and "Wag the Dog"

[kinetikatrue]

1) Now look. There is nothing in the world to get uptight about. We are two summa cum laudes. We can handle one little baby for eight hours.

2) Ch 1: You can't fire me, I'm your son.
Ch 2: Prove it!

3) Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.

4) In the name of the father, the son and the holy toast.

5)Ch 1: Hey, was that an insult?
Ch 2: Well, if the shoe fits...
Ch 3: What's a shoe?
Ch 2: Then I guess it *was* an insult.

6) Well, I think they ought to take the word 'compassion' out of the English dictionary.

7) Uh oh! Uh oh, V-E-R-N! V-E-R-N! Homes! What's happenin' homes!

8) So that's how my second husband died. Now I'm a widow. Well, I've always been a black widow, so now I'm a black widow widow.

9) There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.

Re: For Getting "UHF", "Full Monty" and "Wag the Dog"

[blacktarrant.livejournal.com]

Urgh... uh, #1: Baby Boom?

For Getting "A Knight's Tale"

[blacktarrant.livejournal.com]

1. Char1: "Permit me sir. I'll explain in two words: It's a beach party, and I'm Frankie Avalon."
Char2: "And I'm Annette Funiccello."

2. "Any of the nine sister goddesses in Greek mythology presiding over song and poetry, and the arts and sciences, and do you believe me now, Sonny?"

3. "You know, the ocean? The big blue wet thing?"

Re: For Getting "A Knight's Tale"

[http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/]

3. Muppet Treasure Island, right?

Re: For Getting "A Knight's Tale"

[brigidsblest.livejournal.com]

#2 -- Xanadu.

For getting Red Sonja right...

[brigidsblest.livejournal.com]

1) "Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots."

2) "Sometimes the true hero is the one with the courage to run away."

3) "All right! They're spiders from Mars! You happy?"

Re: For getting Red Sonja right...

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

#1 is from Lost Boys. Mmmm. Kiefer.

Re: For getting Red Sonja right...

[kinetikatrue]

Oh, what the hell . . . not like it'll hurt me collect another one. I mean, there's hardly a difference between having 21 open and 24 open . . .

2. Mystery Men

for Chicago

[3jane.livejournal.com]

1. If you are fighting, stop fighting. If you are marching, stop marching. Come back to me. Come back to me is my request.

2. I wish, for your sake, Leonard, I could be happy in this quietness. But if it is a choice between Richmond and death, I choose death.

3. char 1: She's got an awfully large Chest to be going to church.
char 2: Well, All Chests are equal in the eyes of God.

Re: for Chicago

[mad-archivist.livejournal.com]

#2 The Hours

[3jane.livejournal.com]

1. If you are fighting, stop fighting. If you are marching, stop marching. Come back to me. Come back to me is my request.

2. I wish, for your sake, Leonard, I could be happy in this quietness. But if it is a choice between Richmond and death, I choose death.

3. char 1: She's got an awfully large Chest to be going to church.
char 2: Well, All Chests are equal in the eyes of God.

[mad-archivist.livejournal.com]

#2 The Hours

For getting Lost Boys...

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

#1. "You may have a vivid imagination, but most people's are frankly stunted, and you have no idea what it will do to them!"

#2. "I didn't realize that pericoloso meant 'explosive'. If I did, I should have remained dirty."

#3. "Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow!"

Re: For getting Lost Boys...

[brigidsblest.livejournal.com]

#3 is Re-Animator!

For getting 'Goldmember'...

[brigidsblest.livejournal.com]

1) "Win her. Charm her. Seduce her. Make her one of us."

2) "When you find 'em in the river, cause of death is drowning."

3) "______, you're history. Have the good grace to die with some fuckin' dignity."

Re: For getting 'Goldmember'...

[kinetikatrue]

1. Er, Legend? I think.

For Getting "Independence Day" and "Baby Boom"

[blacktarrant.livejournal.com]

1. Char1: "I won't ever forget you, Seargent."
Char2: "I know."

2. "How the hell did you get the beans above the frank?"

3. "You've got a lovely bottom, blue eyes."

4. "Children of the night... shut up!"

5. "Keep one instrument for yourself
Deliver one to _____________
Deliver one to _____________
Deliver one to Us
They will give us the power
to raise our army."

6. "You have no power over me."

Re: For Getting "Independence Day" and "Baby Boom"

[brigidsblest.livejournal.com]

#4 - Um...Love at First Bite?

Re: For Getting "Independence Day" and "Baby Boom"

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

#6 is Labyrinth.

For getting "Moulin Rouge" and "X2"

[http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/]

1. Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!

2. Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges.

3. Slander is spoken. In print, it’s libel.

4. Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

5. Char1: My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son!
Char2: Wonder how he'd react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse.

6. You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite... you aren't.

Re: For getting "Moulin Rouge" and "X2"

[blacktarrant.livejournal.com]

5. Is that Heathers?

Re: For getting "Moulin Rouge" and "X2"

[mad-archivist.livejournal.com]

#4 Jurassic Park

For "Richard III" and "Legend"

[kinetikatrue]

1) You kiss by the book.

2) Ch 1: What hast thou done, unnatural and unkind?
Ch 2: Killed her, for whom my tears had made me blind.

3) In England you have had centuries when words are totally divorced from truth.

4) Terrific. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax.

5) I'm serious _______! That's not funny. If he takes one step outside and you'll be in the deepest, absolutely the deepest, shi, shi, shi...

6) Ch 1: I crashed into electrical towers and my star charts were erased. I need the ones in your head to complete my mission.
Ch 2: So you need ME and my inferior brain to fly that thing?
Ch 1: Correction, I need the superior information in your inferior brain to fly this... thing.

Re: For "Richard III" and "Legend"

[http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/]

Number five is The Goonies.

And For "The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill and Came Down A Mountain"

[kinetikatrue]

1) He didn't. He sacrificed his career for my sake. Without a guarantee. I don't know if that's platonic or not but it's what he did.

2) Do you know what I am doing, ___________? I am placing my mind elsewhere while you chatter away.

3) I must restrain my farts and do something altogether more productive.

For getting Muppet Treasure Island...

[http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/]

1. If you continue to smoke in here, you'll spend the rest of your life believing you are a six year old girl.

2. Afraid this tea's pathetic. Must have used these wretched leaves about twenty times. It's not that I mind so much. Tea without milk is so uncivilized.

3. I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know one time I secretly wanted to be a writer.