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[apocalypsos]

You know, we haven't played Movie Quotes Tag in a while. (I know there's a community specifically for it now, but what the hell?)

The rules go like this ...

I post ten quotes. You can only guess ONE quote at a time. The first one to guess each quote correctly can contribute three quotes of their own. And so on, and so forth down the line, like a big pyramid scheme.

DO ...

... try to stick to different movies when coming with new quotes.
... respond to the OP with your new set of quotes, so that they're easier for people playing to find.
... wait for the person who posted the quote you're guessing to confirm your answer.

DO NOT ...

... guess more than one movie quote in a set.
... use IMDb to guess answers, only to help pick out new quotes.
... be too vague. "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" is not vague. "I'm going to kill you!" is.

And now, the quotes ...
1. "Well, of course you can't reach him. He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit."

2. "The only reason I let him keep up this charade is because the man has a mouth like a Hoover." -- Cruel Intentions, guessed by avariel_wings

3. "Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!" -- Miss Congeniality, guessed by telaryn

4. "And God said, "Where the Hell is Tim?" And there the Hell was Tim."

5. Char1: "This fog is getting thicker."
Char2: "And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger." -- Airplane!, guessed by dorei

6. "Is it just me, or does every woman in Queens have some kind of an emotional problem?"

7. "You see, Mr. Scott? In the water I'm a very skinny lady." -- The Poseidon Adventure, guessed by ardath_rekha

8. "Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula." -- catmoran

9. "I can see the Statue of Liberty already! Very small, of course." -- Titanic, guessed by spyderqueen

10. "You're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way." -- His Girl Friday, guessed by dramaqueenducky

Comments

For guessing "Empire Records" and "Willow" - two for one

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

#1. "If you loved me, you'd let me eat your braaaaaains!"

#2. "I'm sorry I called you a meatloaf, Jack."

#3. "Here I am, a libertine at heart, living like a scared old bourgeois!"

Re: For guessing "Empire Records" and "Willow" - two for one

[brigidsblest.livejournal.com]

#1 -- Return of the Living Dead?

For getting Resident Evil: Apocalypse

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

1. You know how picky I am about shoes, and those go on my feet.

2. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Specter is great.

3. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid's chest and get out to golf course before it gets dark.

Re: For getting Resident Evil: Apocalypse

[kijeren.livejournal.com]

#1 - Clueless

I *heart* Empire Records

[kijeren.livejournal.com]

and I guessed it here.

Quote #1
"This is the nicest, cleanest police car I've ever been in my whole life. This thing is nicer than my apartment!"

Quote #2
C1: "A handful of people on a leaky boat are gonna save the world?"
C2: "Exactly!"

Quote #3
C1: "It's because I'm white, isn't it?"
C2: "Larry's white, so what?"
C1: "Larry's not white, Larry's clear."

Re: I *heart* Empire Records

[http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/]

3-- Space Jam.

For getting Clerks

[lady-eldarwen.livejournal.com]

1. Char 1: I'm so sorry, ________, the darndest thing. I got waylaid by the sweetest Swedish Lapphund who kept me up half the night, and I'm afraid I'm still in bed.
Char 2 : You sure do get way laid.

2. You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights!

3. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates; "I drank what?"

Re: For getting Clerks

[kinetikatrue]

3. And yet more Real Genius

For getting "Spaceballs..."

[http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/]

1. "I saved Latin. What did you ever do?"

2. "Let's go get sushi and not pay!"

3. "My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!"

Re: For getting "Spaceballs..."

[odestructogirlo.livejournal.com]

Is number 3 from "Better Off Dead"? (I think that's the name. With the ski team!)

For getting catmoran's Beautiful Thing

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ducks/]

#1. char1: I'm going to have to turn this opportunity down.
char2: No, you're going to have to turn this opportunity yes!

#2. "By Gad, sir, you are a character. There's never any telling what you'll say or do next, except that it's bound to be something astonishing."

#3. "This part where I take the gun is like, duh, important."

Re: For getting catmoran's Beautiful Thing

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

#2 - The Maltese Falcon. God, I adore Sydney Greenstreet.

[3jane.livejournal.com]

4. Noises Off.
I love that movie.

For getting Rushmore

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

1. Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin.

2. She'll only break your heart, it's a fact. And even though I warn you, even though I guarantee you that the girl will only hurt you terribly, you'll still pursue her. Ain't love grand?

3. But of course when I asked where she was when Kennedy was shot she said, "Ted Kennedy was shot?"

Re: For getting Rushmore

[silverhill.livejournal.com]

#3 is When Harry Met Sally

For "Miss Congeniality" and "Dead Again"

[telaryn.livejournal.com]

1. "I'm a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time."

2. "Hi, ________? I'm __________. I want to be just like you. (pause) Only me."

3. Char 1: "You need more scoundrels in your life."
Char 2: "I happen to like *nice* men."
Char 1: "I'm nice."

Re: For "Miss Congeniality" and "Dead Again"

[odestructogirlo.livejournal.com]

is #3 Star Wars? And if it isn't I'm still in love with your icon.

And for getting yet more "Real Genius"

[kinetikatrue]

1) This man has no dick.

2) What kind of host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?

3) We made a deal when I was seven and a half and night life was The Muppet Show!

Re: And for getting yet more "Real Genius"

[odestructogirlo.livejournal.com]

2- Weekend at Bernies! I love that movie!

For getting "Better Off Dead"

[odestructogirlo.livejournal.com]

1. [He] says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers.

2. 1: Did you see anything?
2: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
1: Good!

3. 1: You're gay, right? How do you know? Have you ever experimented with heterosexuality?
2: What, you mean sleep with a straight guy? What for?

Re: For getting "Better Off Dead"

[kinetikatrue]

2. And more Spaceballs. Goody.

For getting "Witches of Eastwick" and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

[ardath_rekha]

1. "Back to the old freezeritos!"

2. "I'm gonna steal your battery, sweetie!"

3. "Excuse me while I whip this out."

4. "You get to drink from... the FIRE HOSE!"

5. "I'm gonna be just like Fabian!"

6. "Is it supposed to be this soft?"

Re: For getting "Witches of Eastwick" and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

[kinetikatrue]

4. UHF all the way.

For getting Weekend at Bernie's

[odestructogirlo.livejournal.com]

1. I hate to be predictable, but I don't give a shit.

2. That's Mr. Moviefone! How'd you get him on your cd? *Gasp!* You slept with him!

3. ... When suddenly an unconscious Argentinean fell through my ceiling. He was then joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun.

(Wow, the only one of these movies that I'm NOT ashamed to own is 3)

Re: For getting Weekend at Bernie's

[http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/]

3. Moulin Rouge!

For getting "Spaceballs"

[kinetikatrue]

1) Ch 1: I’m going to Bombay to break into show business.
Ch 2: You don't go to Bombay to break into show business. You go to Hollywood.
Ch1: Oh, sure, if you want to do it the EASY way.

2) It is said that the people are revolting.

3) Well, here I am – all conceived and nowhere to go.

Re: For getting "Spaceballs"

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Number 2 is The History of the World: Part I.

For getting Space Jam...

[http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/]

1. How about making me vice president in charge of cheering you up?

2. Your car is uglier than I am! ... that didn't come out right.

3. Char1: It's a clock... it's ticking.
Char2: Oh... one of those ticking clocks, eh?

Re: For getting Space Jam...

[ardath_rekha]

#3 -- Tomb Raider?

for "The Lion in Winter"

[3jane.livejournal.com]

1. I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.

2. Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.

3. Char 1: How are we doing?
Char 2: How are "we" doing? Funny you should put it quite that way, ___. "We" are doing fine.

Re: for "The Lion in Winter"

[kinetikatrue]

2. And I loves me some Full Monty. Yup.

Three more, for knowing how much fun girls are!

[kijeren.livejournal.com]

I'm offline until tomorrow AM, so I'll confirm then. :-)

Quote #1
Char1: "Texas has a whorehouse in it!"
Group: "God have mercy on our souls!"

Quote #2
"I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for the past 40 years!"

Quote #3
"I'm so terrifical, I even had my own toll-free number!"

Re: Three more, for knowing how much fun girls are!

[3jane.livejournal.com]

#2 is from Steel Magnolias.

For "History of the World, Part I"

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

1. A wed wose, how womantic.

2. She stole my garter!

3. Despite my priveleged upbringing, I'm actually quite well-balanced. I have a chip on both shoulders.

Re: For "History of the World, Part I"

[wildmachinery.livejournal.com]

1. Blazing Saddles

for Willy Wonka

[mary-re.livejournal.com]

1. Character1: You got a message.
Character2: Yeah?
Character1: You're not going to open it? It might be important.
Character2: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving---with my wife.

2. Character1: Ok, then I'll cut to the chase. If you want a chance in hell at getting your daughter back you better listen up. Unless of course, you want to stay here, in this loser existence, while your daughter grows up to be a fluffer in her new daddy's videos.
Character2: With the courtesy of not confusing your own childhood with my daughter's.

3. Character1: The President will be a hero. He brought peace.
Character2: But there was never a war.
Character3: All the greater accomplishment.

Re: for Willy Wonka

[wildmachinery.livejournal.com]

1. The Fifth Element

For First Wives Club and Josie and the Pussycats

[lady-eldarwen.livejournal.com]

1. I can be in the NBA. I'm tall, I like to wear shorts. Hook! Hook! Dunk! Dunk! Baby, I'm all about three points.

2. Char 1: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Char 2: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

3. And my report will read IDGARA: I don't give a rat's ass

4. I don't know. Sometimes it seems like such a strange sort of thing to want to do. You know, ridiculous. Like someone putting their finger up your nose or something.

5. Char 1: Don't talk to me like that _____, I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
Char 2: And I'll kick your sorry ass on Thursday.

6. They might as well call it whitejack!

Re: For First Wives Club and Josie and the Pussycats

[3jane.livejournal.com]

#2 is from Dogma.

For Empire Strikes Back

[odestructogirlo.livejournal.com]

1. Could you please not beat to a pulp every miserable bastard that comes your way simply because you can?

2. I will bring you hope, old friend, and I ask only one thing in return - don't get in my way.

3. Char 1: When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Char 2: That should never stop you.

Re: For Empire Strikes Back

[ardath_rekha]

#2 - X-Men?

For Blazing Saddles

[3jane.livejournal.com]

1. That "dorky looking helmet" is the only thing protecting me from the real bad guys.

2. Char 1: What do you say we try that again?
Char 2: Yes, yes. Yes. Without the ooops.

3. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man.

Re: For Blazing Saddles

[elecktrik.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should come up with quotes for the LAST quote that I got correct, but #1 is Garden State.

for blazing saddles

[wildmachinery.livejournal.com]

1. Char 1: Well, that was different.
Char 2: Yes, well, I think it's time we celebrated our differences.
Char 1: Just maybe not in public.

2. Yes, you're very smart. Shut up.

3. I'm not paying this money back. I consider it asshole tax.

Re: for blazing saddles

[ardath_rekha]

#2 Princess Bride!!!

for Dogma

[3jane.livejournal.com]

1. Oh, Harry, you're an angel. If you're mother hadn't been such a bitch, we could've shared something important.

2. Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?

3. Mother always taught me: "Never eat singing food."

Re: for Dogma

[brigidsblest.livejournal.com]

#2 -- Goldmember.

For "Ghostbusters" and "Four Weddings and a Funeral"

[ardath_rekha]

1. "Guess she didn't like the cornbread, neither!"

2. "He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"

3. "...the virgin dance of the double-chainsaw!"

4. "I'm warning you, I'll get another horse!"

5. "I'll buy that for a dollar!"

6. "What a shame we did not have more time."

Re: For "Ghostbusters" and "Four Weddings and a Funeral"

[brigidsblest.livejournal.com]

#2 -- The Life of Brian.