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[apocalypsos]

I've changed my mind. I don't want a period. Can't I just have Hottie in Wifebeater from last night's episode of "Monster House" whack me across the stomach with the broad side of a shovel every hour on the hour for a week straight every month? It'd still hurt like hell, but at least the view would be worth it.

Hmm. I wonder how long I can lie prone on the floor before someone bothers to vacuum my face.