GIP!

[apocalypsos]

Because it wasn't like I didn't already want to bear his children, but after hearing about his trouncing Tucker Carlson on Crossfire, it's entirely possible I've spontaneously generated a Jon-Stewart-spawned pregnancy through force of will. *swoon*

Comments

[whispersinink.livejournal.com]

Maybe nt a good idea. You know they still won't shut up about the last time that kind of thing happened.

[canthlian.livejournal.com]

I want to marry you. And Jon Stewart. Or maybe you AND Jon Stewart. With a spoon.

I'm doing everything with a spoon today.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

jon stewart 4 president of teh whole world 4 life. *yum*

[ceejayoz.livejournal.com]

The video is infinitely better than the transcript.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/liberal/1757513.html

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

I got dibs..

I don't wanna share my babby daddy!

[prettybird.livejournal.com]

At this rate there's going to be enough Jon Stewart-spawned children for an army...

[tenebris.livejournal.com]

That was beautiful, wasn't it? The Crossfire guys were just totally flabbergasted. *sighs in GATL for Jon Stewart*

[wiesbaden.livejournal.com]

Yo, he called Carlson a dick. And pointed out that he's a thirty-five-year-old man wearing a bowtie, for chrissake. My love for The Stewart is undying and unending...