Quote #1 -- Char1: It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart. Char2: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off. Char3: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.
Quote 2 -- Char1: Hold on, hold on, wait a minute! There's a PS. Anybody know what PS stands for? (long pause) Char2: Holy shit....! Char3: That would be HS, *****
Quote 3 -- Char1: Mr. President, understand this. We have the power. We have the oil. Char2: I have the match. (hangs up phone)
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My three for Bill and Ted's BJ!
Date: 2004-10-16 02:00 pm (UTC)Ehm, anyway.
Quote #1 --
Char1: It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart.
Char2: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off.
Char3: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.
Quote 2 --
Char1: Hold on, hold on, wait a minute! There's a PS. Anybody know what PS stands for?
(long pause)
Char2: Holy shit....!
Char3: That would be HS, *****
Quote 3 --
Char1: Mr. President, understand this. We have the power. We have the oil.
Char2: I have the match. (hangs up phone)