It's stupid question time.

[apocalypsos]

You and I get into a fight. Who wins?

(Please note, I will not be wearing that Catwoman costume when we fight.)

Comments

[namey.livejournal.com]

Damn.

Er, that is. Probably you anyway. Can't fight worth a damn. Midgets have kicked my ass. Without breaking a sweat.

[weaverandom.livejournal.com]

I win, because I *am* wearing the Catwoman costume, which causes your eyes to melt in self-defence.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Do you fight dirty?

[dolimir-k.livejournal.com]

You'll totally bitch slap me into oblivion, but I'll get even with hitting you with my sad puppy dog eyes. Yes, it annoys the puppy, but it gets me lots of sympathy points.

[octopedingenue]

You inflict far greater physical damage upon me, but I ultimately prevail by tripping you over and sitting on you.

[zephiey.livejournal.com]

I do.

Why you ask?

Because I fight dirty and I will cheat. Cheating includes random objects shoved up noses. Cause that really hurts, ya know.

[shoiryu.livejournal.com]

I think we'd be a draw. I, in all seriousness, know Kung-fu.

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man

Okay, really: it's a tossup. I've never been in a fight, but that costume an awfully big liability on your part.

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

But why would I fight with you?

[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

Well, I have a bullwhip and aikido. And a knife. And a staff. And a 3 gallon stock pot.

But I'd probably run away on general principle.

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

I will only fight you if you wear the outfit. and thank you, I laughed my ass off for like two minutes at that icon, ask spyderqueen

I win.

[mckenzee.livejournal.com]

I would totally pee on you. It's my secret power.

[budclare.livejournal.com]

FROGGY!!!!!!! :)

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

I'd win, because I'd use the old "Look- isn't that Matt Damon getting jiggy with Hugh Jackman again?" trick :)

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

I would. Cause my icon totally defeats yours.

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm sure you're an awful tough little thing. But I've got all that ninja training... plus I went to an all-girls school in London.

Therefore I could very capably sneak up on you, and then teach you how to kiss, both of us wearing attractive school uniforms.

Call me crazy, but I say that if it ends like that, we both win. ;)

[altoidsaddict.livejournal.com]

I would totally win because at the pivotal moment when it looks like you're going to pound me into oblivion I'll be all "Look! It's zombie slash!" and then you'll be all "huh?" and I'll be all "Ba-zing!" and knock you out! Then there will be the violin music of relief that the supervillian has been vanquished, but in the background your hand will creep towards the Doomsday Button (I *know* you have a Doomsday Button, don't even deny it) and the skinny unpopular kid (or beautiful but stupid woman, or weak man, pick your cliche) who's been cowering in the corner the entire time will step on your hand and even though you've been shot *five time* or something, you'll still be all, "Ow!" and die or at least lie there like a limp dishrag, and the clicheed weak stock character will stand there looking all triumphant like ALL YOU DID WAS COWER IN THE CORNER UNTIL IT WAS ALL OVER, WEAK STOCK CHARACTER I KEEL J00!

Thus setting us up for a sequel.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

You were winning until I got you with a surprise banana peel. You went down like a ton of bricks and never came up again till happy hour the next day.

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

I would win. I know how to kill using only two fingers.

Plus, I fight dirty.

[wiredwizard.livejournal.com]

Um... swords, knives, asst other weapons, martial arts training, fencing, ruthlessness & being perfectly willing to blatently cheat on every possible occasion... I think I have a good shot at winning.

[mike-smith.livejournal.com]

As always, the REAL winners are the FANS.

[arikatt.livejournal.com]

angryletters Join. Now.

pudding porn.

[lil1pinay.livejournal.com]

I think we're the same height, so it would depend, I guess. I think we should fight in something akin to Jell-O, sell tickets to the event, watch it sell out, slip and slide and sort of girl-fight, take the money and run. Everyone wins.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

You and I get into a fight. Who wins?

Depends. What are our weapons?

Battle of wits? Battle of the network stars? Viking trivia or Disaster Movie trivia?

I simply require more detail, says the Virgo.

[3jane.livejournal.com]

You will win. Even when I dream, I lose fights. But then I will run to the nearest authority figure and whine, and you will wind up having to make it up to me.

[fyrdrakken]

Me, because I will be wearing my steel-toed boots. Also, I've refiled my nails into points.