Random thought while listening to radio commercials

[apocalypsos]

The only way they're going to get me to watch The Real Gilligan's Island is if they let a real polar bear loose on the island and occasionally let an extra die to advance the plot.

EDIT: Ron and Fez are blaming everything from Bill O'Reilly's dirty phone calls to the lump in Bush's suit during the first debate on acid reflux. *snerk*