Trailer links

[apocalypsos]

Son of the Mask -- Watching this trailer has the same effect as driving your car into a brick wall without wearing a seat belt. Nothing should make a person long for Jim Carrey -- NOTHING. I can't decide between slamming my head into the nearest patch of concrete or prying Alan Cumming out of this trailer with a crowbar. *shudders*

Boogeyman -- Okay, I do not need movies about things in the closet that feature shots of clown dolls. (That's not to say I won't go see it, just that I don't NEED this kind of freaking out in my life.)

Easy -- Naveen Andrews! *squeals* (If anybody's looking for me, I'll be over here, "SAYID!!!"-ing all over the place. :))

The Ring Two -- Yeah, whatever.

EDIT: Seeing as how it's Veterans Day and all, I'm going to honor the holiday like I do all other holidays and watch a movie. Today's selection: Saving Private Ryan. Yes, it's obvious, but it's still really good. And it makes me cry.

Comments

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

*hands you crowbar* Alan Cumming is the ONLY reason I'm even considering going to see this movie.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I know. Alan Cumming as Loki, ALONE, in a dark comedy ... now, that, I'd watch. But this? I didn't do anything bad enough to deserve watching this.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

He must have done something to deserve being in it, though.

[blackperson.livejournal.com]

Did Alan Cumming lose a bet?

[foenix.livejournal.com]

I watched that Mask trailer. I lost much of my remaining will to live. It made me cry.

The thing that made the first movie work was that it was insanity in an otherwise mostly sane world. This seems to be all wacky, all the time, so there's very little contrast. And it seems like five different movies superglued together at oblique angles to each other.

J

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Every damn time I see a trailer for that damn movie, even the teaser one that hinted at this damn movie, I wanted to rip my shirt off (a la Captain Kirk) and scream, "Noooooooooooo! Damn you, Khan!!!!" I've been getting louder in my subvocal mumblings during previews in the theater, too. It's quite pathetic.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Son of the Mask is proof that Alan Cumming spends more money on hookers and blow than we had ever imagined possible.

[neadods.livejournal.com]

Ring two? Is it going to plug all the incredibly stupid plot holes from Ring 1?

[fmith.livejournal.com]

I just watched the Easy trailer like three times because NAVEENSEX WOW.

Have you seen the Bride & Prejudice (http://www.brideandprejudicethemovie.com) trailer? Here's a dancy!Naveen clip (http://www.greenroom-press.com/clients/Pathe/theatrical/Bride%20and%20Prejudice/movies/clip1_hi.mov).

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Ooo, thank you, thank you, thank you! I've been dying to see that trailer. Mmm, Martin Henderson and Naveen Andrews and Indian music ... :)

[fmith.livejournal.com]

Naveen. Dancing. In black. Just ... wow.

If I had a type? It would be Indians.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Easy
My cousin has that job! How cool is that?

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

Are they trying to sequelize every Jim Carrey movie, for no apparent reason, and exclude Carrey because they can't pay him enough anymore? (See also: Dumb and Dumber-er. Better yet, don't see it; it'll make your eyes bleed.)