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[apocalypsos]

Gacked from cimarosa, who gacked it from boy_touching, and it originally came from Elle magazine. Okay, now that my bases are covered ...

'After their initial tryst, the young men flee from each other and get married. But four years later one gets in touch with the other and, unable to resist, they arrange a rendezvous. What ensues is an explosion of physical passion so fierce it leaps off the page. 'Heath almost broke my nose in that scene,' Gyllenhaal says, laughing. 'I mean, he's so happy to see me. The great thing was that we decided - well, he grabs me and he slams me up against the wall and kisses me. And then I grab him and I slam him up against the wall and I kiss him. And we were doing take after take after take' Gyllenhaal grins. 'I got the sh*t beat out of me,' he says. 'We had other scenes where we fought each other and I wasn't hurting as badly as I did after that one.'

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OH JUMPING JESUS ON A TRAMPOLINE, MY IMAGINATION IS GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH THAT MENTAL PICTURE.

Okay, I'm good now. :)

Comments

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

....So when does this movie come out?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure, but it's in post-production now.

If Ang Lee cuts this scene, I'll kill him. Or at the very least, I'll burn my copy of Sense and Sensibility in effigy.

there's no sex in your violence

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

didn't i read he made lots of cuts already? :S

Re: there's no sex in your violence

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, but hopefully if this is one of them, he'll realize his error. *vows to be more vocal about wanting to see the Jake/Heath boykissing*

Re: there's no sex in your violence

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

even more vocal?

*hands you megaphone*

Re: there's no sex in your violence

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should go to his house and follow him around and act like an annoying toddler, just constantly repeating, "Are we at the boysex yet? Are we at the boysex yet? Are we at the boysex yet?" You know, until he realizes that the only way to shut me up will be to show me (and everybody else) the boysex. :)

ang lee and boy sex

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

i am absolutely convinced that he actually wants to do it badly himself. uhm. show us the scenes i mean. so if you keep pestering him he has the perfect excuse to cave in - he can't hit cute lil girlies (try to look like on ;P) - and everyone is happy! quick, hurry, before the final cut is finished!!

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

*whimper whimper whimper*

I NEED THIS MOVIE NOW.

[bumponalog.livejournal.com]

HWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[fmith.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT WAIT OMG.

[miggy.livejournal.com]

Golly.

[sasscat.livejournal.com]

What is this movie?

I must make sure not to miss it. Although I'm sure I will know when it comes out by the explosion of oestrogen on my friendslist.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Brokeback Mountain. It's about two cowboys who fall in love. And it features Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal as the cowboys, so if they cut the sex scenes from the movie, there will be riots in the streets and general chaos all around.

So really, Ang Lee needs to leave in the boysex simply for the greater good of the planet. :)

[hawklaw.livejournal.com]

Things were all good until the mental image created by the first part of your post was replaced by Jumping Jesus on a Trampoline.

~goes off to weep quietly~

[anniesj.livejournal.com]

OH GOD HELP ME I NEED THIS MOVIE NOW NOW NOW NOW

*head explodes*

[ciara-belle.livejournal.com]

CANNOT wait for this movie! *squee*

btw, I friended you cause I kept seeing your posts on metaquotes and friends' friends lists. *waves*

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

*dies*






*a lot*

[weaverandom.livejournal.com]

WHEN DOES THIS MOVIE COME OUT. I MUST HAVE IT.

How the hell do I go sit a history exam with this dancing in my brain?

*pants*

[ampersand.livejournal.com]

*melts into a happy little puddle in the corner*

[snowpiratess.livejournal.com]

*hyperventilates till she falls over*

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

Hiiiiiiiii! *glomps your icon*

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Evidently, there's a scene where Heath Ledger jumps nude into a lake. Lee isn't going to have the full frontal nudity in the theatrical cut (otherwise it'd probably be given an NC-17 rating, which would mean fewer people would see it) but some paparazzi took photographs.

I probably shouldn't be providing the link, but here you are.

[runcible.livejournal.com]

::DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD::

OMG.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

Aw MAN. I hope Focus On Other People's Families That We Don't Even Know and alla them don't hear about this movie until it's too late.

[torificus.livejournal.com]

My favourite part?

...and I slam him up against the wall and I kiss him. And we were doing take after take after take' Gyllenhaal grins.

Grins. Hee. *goes to the happy mental place*

[madasarabbit.livejournal.com]

GUH! wow i totally have to see this movie!

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Ooh, it's gonna be fun once the family values crowd gets a hold of this.

-blue

[glitterdemon.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU. A REALLY LOT.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

I need this movie now.

Those mental images are going to keep a smile on my face for at least a couple of days.

[fairestcat]

SO CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE!

Guh.

ngkldngklfdnglkngflkndr

[secretbutterfly.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

Open Letter to Ang Lee aka So You Like To Be Repressed, Huh?

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

Dear Ang Lee,

Loved Crouching Tiger. Loved it. Sense and Sensibility. W00t. The Hulk? Well, I didn't even try that shit with a ten foot bong. But this, my dear, is your reckoning. You must must must must must must produce what you shoot. We can't just be hearing the rumors and then go and see 3.5 hours of listless wailing, tense eye contact then a tumbleweed. Please. Please give us the boisecks.

Thank you,
Cherrysher

(crossposted just to cover my bases, cause Angie? I know people.)

Re: Open Letter to Ang Lee aka So You Like To Be Repressed, Huh?

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

We can't just be hearing the rumors and then go and see 3.5 hours of listless wailing, tense eye contact then a tumbleweed.
*sobz*

[opportunemoment.livejournal.com]

Asdoungaeougnewaoiunbeffgkl. Uh. Guh.
You know, I feel almost ungrateul demanding that there be boysex in a film which, after all, sounds like something Hollywood wouldn't touch with a 40-foot bargepole. I mean, gay cowboys. Even if they don't get to have actual sex and the imdb plot synopsis seems to have chickened out of mentioning the words 'homosexual' or 'sex' or even 'love'... it's Heath and Jake and gay cowboys!
On the other hand, I want the lovely boysex and I want it now. *sulk*

[fyrdrakken]

Guh.

Love Heath Ledger, was all ready for the movie just due to him, blanked out on his costar, yet recently developed the Gyllenhaal love due to Donnie Darko and realizing that was him in October Sky. Soooo looking forward to this...

[fyrdrakken]

'Cept I know I won't get to see it till it hits DVD, on account of being in Dallas. I went hunting for a theater showing Kinsey Friday and couldn't find one within 40 miles...