I want to bear Jon Stewart's snarky children.

[apocalypsos]

Re: "Gigli", to Denis Leary -- "Do you think it's bad enough for them to stop f***ing?"

*user dies*

Sorry, just had to share. :)

Oh, and can I say just how much I love the movie "Wilde"? Orlando Bloom. Ioan Gruffudd. Jude Law. Jude Law's naked, moonlit ass. And lots of slashy, slashy fun. Granted, not between the three of them, but I can dream. And quite possibly will, over and over and over again, all night long.

*sigh* Happy writer. Heck, happy I am a writer. Otherwise, I'd just be a joyfully idiotic perv instead of a creative genius gaining inspiration from my underexercised imagination. Which, you know, sounds better on job applications. :)

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Bwahahahaha!

[artemis-child.livejournal.com]

*wipes tears of laughter* Oh please, let it be enough for them to stop, it would be doing the world a huge favor! Jon Stewart cute little booty rocks!
And what's this about "Wilde" with Orlando Bloom? Is this in theaters or is it out on video?
Btw, I've been reading your LJ for a while now and can I just say that you crack me up - great sense of humor you've got there :)

Re: Bwahahahaha!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

"Wilde" is on DVD ... it's about five years old, and it's a genuinely good movie anyway. Orly's only in a blink-and-you-miss-him role as a rentboy, but Ioan is in it with nice long hair and Jude is all over the bloody place, looking very pretty indeed and naked on more than one occasion. Granted, he's making out with Stephen Fry a lot of the time, but hey, naked Jude! No complaining allowed!

And thank you! :)

Re: Bwahahahaha!

[artemis-child.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the rec, I'll definitely be looking into it because Jude Law nekkid is always a good thing :D

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

But but but, I wanna have Jon Stewarts children!

Maybe we can clone him?

[1st-folio.livejournal.com]

TP, sigh...I wanna watch it with you!!!!

C, thinking "Darn" on it not being between all three

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

okay, it's been a really long time since I've seen Wilde....didn't know Orly was in it...must see it again very soon!
Now there's a pretty trio...mmmmmm.....