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[apocalypsos]

Before I got on the bus today, some nice Jehovah's Witness tried to get me to read her pamphlet. Er, a world of NO. But she was very nice about it when I said no thanks and that I'd renounced Christianity for the most part when I was a teenager, and she even said that it was understandable because "young people these days are turning away from the hypocrisy of organized religion." That one almost made me hug her, put her in my pocket, and carry her around all day just 'cause she was so adorable. :)

Then there were nuns on my bus. If God is trying to tell me something, propping up nuns in the corner is not half as clear-cut as a concisely worded LJ comment. I'm just sayin'.

Also, I am now stuffed full of fast food. The McDonald's dollar menu is the most evil thing on the planet to me right now.

EDIT: If I were to get fired or laid off today in a particularly Office Space-esque way, I would so sneak this crappy keyboard out with me specifically to hit it with a sledgehammer. Fuckin' number lock key. *glares*