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[apocalypsos]

Before I got on the bus today, some nice Jehovah's Witness tried to get me to read her pamphlet. Er, a world of NO. But she was very nice about it when I said no thanks and that I'd renounced Christianity for the most part when I was a teenager, and she even said that it was understandable because "young people these days are turning away from the hypocrisy of organized religion." That one almost made me hug her, put her in my pocket, and carry her around all day just 'cause she was so adorable. :)

Then there were nuns on my bus. If God is trying to tell me something, propping up nuns in the corner is not half as clear-cut as a concisely worded LJ comment. I'm just sayin'.

Also, I am now stuffed full of fast food. The McDonald's dollar menu is the most evil thing on the planet to me right now.

EDIT: If I were to get fired or laid off today in a particularly Office Space-esque way, I would so sneak this crappy keyboard out with me specifically to hit it with a sledgehammer. Fuckin' number lock key. *glares*

Comments

[theliel.livejournal.com]

heh. it's ok. if god gave you an lj comment, where would be the fun in that?

i have problems with the wendy's dollah menu, bacon burgers avec cheese and chilli are my bane.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

If God is trying to tell me something, propping up nuns in the corner is not half as clear-cut as a concisely worded LJ comment.

::snort::

I, too, was a bad girl today and had a bacon chicken swiss and fries from Arby's. The fries were gross, but the sandwich was good. Mmmm, fat.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I had a double cheeseburger. Oh, God, I haven't had a double cheeseburger in ages. I almost moaned. :)

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

Double cheeseburgers being a dollar should be illegal. I have way too many of them.

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

Arby's is not the best on fries, but they give hella good sandwich.

So speaks someone who knows fast food far better than she or her waistline would like.

[angelmetatron.livejournal.com]

Would you prefer cute young priests next time, or did someone put you down incorrectly on the "naughty fantasies" list?

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

;)

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

God wants you to give all your money to me.

...Well, it was worth a shot.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

Ah, one of the less-well-known Izzard Star Wars jokes.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Death by tray it shall be!

That and the bit about the peas up the penne tubes just makes me laugh until my eyeliner runs.

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

I bet you get metaquoted on that God and LJ-comment thing.

Amazing...

[seferin.livejournal.com]

A non hypocritcal missionary...

[schtroumph-c.livejournal.com]

It was you who talked about Demolition Man, right?

Guess what's on the TV right now.

[arikatt.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm just messin' with you.

--God