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[apocalypsos]

So before work, I figured out the drinks machine was busted and walked over to Starbucks to get a venti chai. As I was leaving, some guy in a hoodie went running out of the door by Borders chased by a guy in a yellow shirt. It took me a second to figure it out, but the guy in the yellow shirt was one of those door guys from Best Buy.

So the hoodie guy goes running across the four lanes of traffic in front of the mall, and halfway across, the Best Buy guy loses his shoe on the median. And the hoodie guy runs off with this great big triumphant smile on his face -- right in the direction of the security guards from the apartment complex across the street.

*evil giggling*

Okay, show of hands, people. Who gets to be the greatest criminal mastermind on the planet this week?

Hoodie Guy! Put your hand down!

Bwahahahaha.

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[gentleman-lech.livejournal.com]

I'm reminded of the Stainless Steel Rat's realization that you can't learn to be a criminal mastermind in prison. Because the good criminals don't get caught.