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apocalypsosWhen Victoria said she hoped the race would take her and Jonathan to a better place, I couldn't decide whether that better place was divorce court or the fiery depths of Hell. Ugh. How I wished someone would have shoved him off the ski jump or cut his wire or something.
Don and MJ? Still awesome. And MJ's apology? AWWWWWWW. Please, God, don't let them get cut next week. *crosses fingers*
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drewbeartx was right ... Meredith and Maria did deserve to lose. Because as much as I might have liked them -- because I did -- they were still inept and ill-prepared. Gus might not want to be there, but as the accuracy thing proved, at least he's got skills.
Meanwhile, Kris and Jon deserve to be first, not only because they're doing a good job, but because they're having a blast just going along for the ride.
Just when I thought I couldn't love them more for borrowing a poor horny Norwegian boy, the looks that Lena and Kristy gave Jonathan at the Viking camp when he was ranting were fucking priceless. Especially because if that were high school, they would have convinced one of the popular guys to hang him from the flagpole in his underwear or something. I'm sure Freddy and Bolo would have been jumping up and down to be at the head of THAT line.
Freddy and Kendra: In glasses, he's adorable. In a doo-rag, she's not. Even though they both are admittedly very pretty anyways.
Hayden and Aaron: I love them, but her constant sweeties and honeys during the roller-skating thing were driving me nuts.
You know, Adam might be cute if he were, you know, a mature adult. I'm forming a hypothesis that he's really an overmuscled toddler based on his unusually high voice, his calling for Mommy during the zip line, and his crappy ability to apologize. Not to mention the stunting of his emotional growth and the fact that he wears his hair like my brother would have as a toddler if my mother had let him use anything but child-safe scissors.
Any more touchy-feely Roadblocks and Phil's going to have to put himself in Plexiglass to avoid germs.
In summation ... is it next week yet?!
EDIT: I need a Lena & Kristy icon that says, "Can we borrow a cup of horny Norwegian boy?" Because, hee. :)
Don and MJ? Still awesome. And MJ's apology? AWWWWWWW. Please, God, don't let them get cut next week. *crosses fingers*
drewbeartx was right ... Meredith and Maria did deserve to lose. Because as much as I might have liked them -- because I did -- they were still inept and ill-prepared. Gus might not want to be there, but as the accuracy thing proved, at least he's got skills.Meanwhile, Kris and Jon deserve to be first, not only because they're doing a good job, but because they're having a blast just going along for the ride.
Just when I thought I couldn't love them more for borrowing a poor horny Norwegian boy, the looks that Lena and Kristy gave Jonathan at the Viking camp when he was ranting were fucking priceless. Especially because if that were high school, they would have convinced one of the popular guys to hang him from the flagpole in his underwear or something. I'm sure Freddy and Bolo would have been jumping up and down to be at the head of THAT line.
Freddy and Kendra: In glasses, he's adorable. In a doo-rag, she's not. Even though they both are admittedly very pretty anyways.
Hayden and Aaron: I love them, but her constant sweeties and honeys during the roller-skating thing were driving me nuts.
You know, Adam might be cute if he were, you know, a mature adult. I'm forming a hypothesis that he's really an overmuscled toddler based on his unusually high voice, his calling for Mommy during the zip line, and his crappy ability to apologize. Not to mention the stunting of his emotional growth and the fact that he wears his hair like my brother would have as a toddler if my mother had let him use anything but child-safe scissors.
Any more touchy-feely Roadblocks and Phil's going to have to put himself in Plexiglass to avoid germs.
In summation ... is it next week yet?!
EDIT: I need a Lena & Kristy icon that says, "Can we borrow a cup of horny Norwegian boy?" Because, hee. :)
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Date: 2004-11-24 05:37 am (UTC)Oh, man. If that had been me? I totally would have told his ass to suck it up and get the fuck over it. I mean, she's not his mother, for Pete's sake, and he's sort of a grown up... if he can't keep his damn glasses in his pockets, that's hardly her fault.
I'm pretty sure with only two episodes down, Jonathan is my least favorite contestant on any reality show ever. Ugh.
Oh, absolutely. I'd be shocked if even he could look back on this and see his behavior as anything but utterly repugnant. And in the preview for next week? He looked so incredibly close to striking his wife, I felt a little ill. I really and truly hope the producers or someone steps in at some point, because obviously Victoria isn't sticking up for herself, and it truly looks to me like it could easily descend from verbal into physical abuse. *shudder*
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Date: 2004-11-24 05:58 am (UTC)Exactly. And his attachment to his mom? Ew. I mean, seriously, there's being a mama's boy, then there's being a mama's boy. That man was sliding down a zip line towards the girl he wants to date and was screaming his mother's name.
it truly looks to me like it could easily descend from verbal into physical abuse.
I know. I really wonder how stupid you have to be to hit your wife with a TV camera on you, but this is the same man who konked her on the head with the car trunk this week.
I figured out this week that most of the reasons I don't like Victoria go straight back to the way she behaves in reaction to Jonathan, but I don't think any sane person would have a commendable reaction to Jonathan anywhere above not shoving their foot up his ass.