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[apocalypsos]

You know, one of these days, I'm not going to be living in the DC area anymore, and some dumbass is going to make the mistake of standing in front of me on an escalator, and I'm going to jump on his head and tattoo "TOURIST!" in big black letters all over his forehead.

And when I give my defense as "Walk left, stand right! Walk left, stand right!" in court, I won't even be able to get away with it. *sigh*

In other news, another Christmas present down, seven more to go. :)