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So I'm taking my dinner break -- I'm having Easy Mac for Thanksgiving dinner! Yay! -- and I figured I'd call my family and say hello. My brother got on the phone, we started talking, and he was telling me about having to work the other night pushing carts in the parking lot at Wal-Mart in the pouring rain.

He said, "You know how people say, 'You must weigh 150 pounds soaking wet?' Well, last night, I weighed 155 pounds!"

It wasn't even that funny, but I died laughing. (Okay, back to writing ...)

Also, he bought ten LIVESTRONG bracelets and he's giving me one. My brother is so freaking awesome. :)

EDIT: Kermit's on NBC flailing right now. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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