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Nov. 26th, 2004 12:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosDear dumbasses in the mall,
A quick quiz for you all.
You officially lose the right to bitch about the crowds and lines on Black Friday when you:
A.) Block the escalators so that people in a hurry can't get past you.
B.) Stand in doorways while you complain.
C.) Bitch about the entire situation while standing in a busy section of the mall waving your arms around like an imbecile.
D.) Stand in front of every restaurant in the food court staring up at the menus saying, "Now what should I order ..." while people try to pass you.
E.) Give me a look when I say, "Excuse me," as if you were from a foreign land and have misinterpreted my words to mean, "I am about to drop a cow pie down your shorts."
F.) Stand in the middle of the sidewalks outside the mall in a big crowd to yammer about how surprisingly cold it is for the end of November on the friggin' east coast.
G.) All of the above, and then some.
No love,
Me
A quick quiz for you all.
You officially lose the right to bitch about the crowds and lines on Black Friday when you:
A.) Block the escalators so that people in a hurry can't get past you.
B.) Stand in doorways while you complain.
C.) Bitch about the entire situation while standing in a busy section of the mall waving your arms around like an imbecile.
D.) Stand in front of every restaurant in the food court staring up at the menus saying, "Now what should I order ..." while people try to pass you.
E.) Give me a look when I say, "Excuse me," as if you were from a foreign land and have misinterpreted my words to mean, "I am about to drop a cow pie down your shorts."
F.) Stand in the middle of the sidewalks outside the mall in a big crowd to yammer about how surprisingly cold it is for the end of November on the friggin' east coast.
G.) All of the above, and then some.
No love,
Me
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Date: 2004-11-27 09:50 am (UTC)And you're very funny. Since you say so in your user info, I'll add you to my reading list, assuming you won't mind. Feel free to add back should you wish.