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[apocalypsos]

OW. Owowowowowowowowowowowow. I feel like crap, but then again, it's that feeling-like-crap sensation that I've gotten used to. Of course, it still feels like sometime in the middle of the night, my uterus told my ab muscles they looked flabby, my ab muscles yelled, "Bitch, you're going down!", and the two of them got into a knock-down, drag-out fight while hitting each other over the head with furniture. (Can you tell I've spent the entire morning watching tawdry talk shows? Also, it turns out that if your loudmouthed new girlfriend tells you your old girlfriend is a cheap whore, the odds are that the old girlfriend's baby really is yours. Who knew?)

*sigh* Is it tonight when I can watch The Amazing Race yet? Or tomorrow when I can watch new Lost? Or the weekend? Or Christmas? Basically, any time that's not right now would be nice.

Okay, so, movie trailers ...

The Life and Death of Peter Sellers -- Yay, Geoffrey Rush!

Darkness -- Okay, that's just creepy.

Because of Winn Dixie -- Oh, good Lord, is that dog a Mary Sue? *headsmack* But, hey, Dave Matthews. And the little blond girl is playing Violet Beauregarde in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, so ... yeah.

Ong Bak -- Ooooooooo. Cool.

EDIT: ATHENS, Greece - A group of Greek lawyers angry at the portrayal of Alexander the Great as a bisexual in the Hollywood movie "Alexander" suspended legal action Tuesday after conceding they had not watched the film. -- Oh, God, they really need to start doing that with more lawsuits. "Did you see the book or movie you want banned that you said offended you? No? Then get the hell out of my courtroom."