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[apocalypsos]

For everybody who was wondering what the real answer was in I Called My Mom And My Brother Did Something Stupid, the correct answer was He got into a car accident with hundreds of dollars in damage. True, my mom could have easily found my brother drunk, but mostly she would have yelled, then taken pictures, then told everybody so as to embarrass him. The lesson there being, "Don't get drunk around my mother unless you like public humiliation." Also, he's actually pretty good at his job. He got promoted to the dairy department. He was absurdly proud of being brought inside to lug butter around.

But, yeah. Car accident. He was driving in really heavy rains, skidded off the road in the middle of nowhere, and busted his back axle. I shouldn't be amused, but my mom told me he's all pissy because he's had to drive my mother's gas-guzzling Jeep and has to pay for the gas, so ... hee. I get my amusement in the harmless misfortunes of my relatives. :)

In other news, I only have one other present I have to buy before my Christmas shopping is completely done. YAY! *happy dance* Any other shopping I do after that is basically padding. (And hey, I've got more money in my checking account than I thought I did. Woohoo! Tattoo parlor, here I come!)

Comments

[lamiael.livejournal.com]

Haha! *punches air*

*bizarrely pleased*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

And a gold star for you! ;)

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Well, the weather was really nasty. I was absolutely freaked out carrying my set design model to class. At least he didn't hurt himself. :)

-blue

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

woo! *does the Oh Yeah I Picked Right Dance. It looks a bit like a drunk chicken doing a polka. Backwards.*

awww. poor car! poor widdle thing! *dotes on broken car*

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

I got it right!

*SMRT*