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[apocalypsos]

How to have a bad day:

Step One: Get very, very lost on the way to the new job, regardless of perfect directions, and show up fifteen minutes late.

Step Two: Have your car stall twice in the entrance to the parking lot you're not supposed to use.

Step Three: Have the butterflies in your stomach all morning long suddenly turn into something more akin to the stomach flu, as you feel faint, make a run for the bathroom, and start spewing vomit like someone in desperate need of an exorcist.

Step Four: Give up before you can do something worse. Like, you know, nuke the building.

I'm just glad I can go back on Monday. Thank God. I just hope I still don't feel yacky. I do have to say, though, how much I love the fact that the woman at Adecco is just so. Darn. Chipper. I plan on directing any future commenters on any resemblance I might have to Gidget to this woman's office. I don't doubt that she has a surfboard, Moondoggie, and a Sally Field Lookalike Contest trophy proudly displayed in her office.

*sigh* I'll be answering more interview questions and handing 'em out soon. Just give me a bit to stop my head from spinning and put this crucifix far, faaaaar out of reach.

Comments

[justbluemyself.livejournal.com]

Ack! That's awful! That's my worst nightmare. You are brave to go back next week. I think I would have a friend call and tell them I died. Go you!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I probably would, but they were really, really nice about it. Besides, pretty cute guy with tats in the mailroom. :)

[justbluemyself.livejournal.com]

pretty cute guy with tats in the mailroom. :)

Clearly, you must return.

[1st-folio.livejournal.com]

oh TP!!! POOR BABY!!!!!

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

{{{{{TP}}}}}

Sorry you had such a shitty day...hope it gets better really soon!