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[apocalypsos]

I'm a female virgin trying to write a sex scene right now from the first-person perspective of a guy. Sheesh, this is hard. Doesn't anybody have some quantum physics or rocket science I could work on instead? (On one hand, I have Dom's picture up on my computer to use as inspiration. On the other hand ... well, on the other hand, I have Dom's picture up on my computer to use as inspiration. It's distracting enough already until I realize I'm supposed to be writing sort of from his perspective. Urgh.)

Oh, and today's embarrassing admission -- I'm seriously thinking of watching "Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus" on the Hallmark Channel Saturday night. No, really. I mean, it stars Steve Guttenberg and ... well, that's it. That man's acting career is so cheesy, he's practically a walking Velveeta factory, and God knows I haven't seen nearly enough horribly awful made-for-TV Christmas movies just yet this year.

And Steve Guttenberg plays Santa Claus, for crying out loud. (Sort of.) Remember when they used to actually cast people who looked like Santa to play Santa? And then it was like they ran out of convincing older actors to play Santa. (Although I would kill to see Christopher Lee play Santa, wouldn't you? I don't think it would end without death and nightmares, but my three favorite Christmas viewing pleasures are currently Scrooged, Bad Santa, and that episode of Tales From the Crypt where the killer Santa terrorized Mary Ellen Trainor, so I'm not really one to suggest holiday viewing entertainment to anyone.) Now I just think they pick Santa actors out of a hat. "You know, Corey Feldman's never played Santa before ..."

Just for the record, the only movies I own that prominently feature Christmas are Love Actually and Trading Places. I definitely need to pick up a holiday movie or two before I do something rash ... like, say, watching Steve Guttenberg play Santa.

EDIT: I let myself have a Mountain Dew tonight because I behaved and didn't have soda for a week, and now I'm fucking wired and my stomach's all icky, so I think drinking a Big Slam of Mountain Dew right before bed will be a pretty decent deterrent for drinking any soda for yet another week. 'Cause seriously, GYAH. *bounces around the room*

CAFFEINE-ADDICTED ROOMMATE OF EDIT: Well, hell, it's better than nothing ...

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[nycdeb.livejournal.com]

Just for the record, the only movies I own that prominently feature Christmas are Love Actually and Trading Places. I definitely need to pick up a holiday movie or two before I do something rash ... like, say, watching Steve Guttenberg play Santa.

my holiday movies are The Ref with Judy Davis, Kevin Spacey, Denis Leary, Christine Baranski (HILARIOUS) and Lion in Winter - the ulitmate dysfunctional family holiday gathering. Where else could you see Katharine Hepburn wrapping gifts while verbally slicing Anthony Hopkins to 'mama's boy' pieces.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, wait! I forgot I have The Ref! *headsmack*

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

OMGDENISLEARYSOHOTINTHEREF.

...yeah.