I'm afraid, to me at least, it looks worse than that...
"Warren?" "Yes, Hank?" "Have you noticed Bobby acting a bit--" "More than usual?" "Yes." "He did ask me where he could buy leather pants..." "Why would he ask you that?" "Because out of all of us here, I'm the bad boy." "How come you're the bad boy? You're already the playboy!" "Yes, but out of all of us, I would know how to buy leather goods. Unless you know something about Ms. Grey in a leather mini skirt that I--" "Scott, assless chaps." "My fantasy is now over and ruined, thank you." "Also, his face has had this weird growth to it." "It's hair, Hank." "Hair? Are you sure? It looks like a rash..." "I said the same thing to him and got a face full of it." "Ouch!" "No, it's actually as soft as goose down...very nice, really." "So, Bobby's looking into getting leather pants...growing out his so-called facial hair..." "His hair is longer, too." "What does it--" "I know this is going to sound weird, Hank, but have you raided my closet?" "Jean, I'm not your size." "I know this is going to sound like a repeat of yesterday, Warren, but have you raided my closet?" "One panty raid incident, Jean! One!" "What seems to be missing?" "My new poet's blouse! It's missing!" "Have you checked with Scott?" "Scott barely looks at my clothes when I'm in them." "What about Bobby?" "I haven't seen him around much...not since we went to the movies last week." "What did you see?" "The Doors." "Can I ask you three a weird question?" "Scott?" "What's Bobby doing on the roof to the sun deck by the pool?" "Is he wearing leather pants?" "Is he wearing my blouse?" "I AM THE LIZARD KING!!" *SPLASH!* "THE LIZARD KING'S PANTS ARE SHRINKING!"
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Date: 2004-12-13 10:18 pm (UTC)"Warren?"
"Yes, Hank?"
"Have you noticed Bobby acting a bit--"
"More than usual?"
"Yes."
"He did ask me where he could buy leather pants..."
"Why would he ask you that?"
"Because out of all of us here, I'm the bad boy."
"How come you're the bad boy? You're already the playboy!"
"Yes, but out of all of us, I would know how to buy leather goods. Unless you know something about Ms. Grey in a leather mini skirt that I--"
"Scott, assless chaps."
"My fantasy is now over and ruined, thank you."
"Also, his face has had this weird growth to it."
"It's hair, Hank."
"Hair? Are you sure? It looks like a rash..."
"I said the same thing to him and got a face full of it."
"Ouch!"
"No, it's actually as soft as goose down...very nice, really."
"So, Bobby's looking into getting leather pants...growing out his so-called facial hair..."
"His hair is longer, too."
"What does it--"
"I know this is going to sound weird, Hank, but have you raided my closet?"
"Jean, I'm not your size."
"I know this is going to sound like a repeat of yesterday, Warren, but have you raided my closet?"
"One panty raid incident, Jean! One!"
"What seems to be missing?"
"My new poet's blouse! It's missing!"
"Have you checked with Scott?"
"Scott barely looks at my clothes when I'm in them."
"What about Bobby?"
"I haven't seen him around much...not since we went to the movies last week."
"What did you see?"
"The Doors."
"Can I ask you three a weird question?"
"Scott?"
"What's Bobby doing on the roof to the sun deck by the pool?"
"Is he wearing leather pants?"
"Is he wearing my blouse?"
"I AM THE LIZARD KING!!"
*SPLASH!*
"THE LIZARD KING'S PANTS ARE SHRINKING!"
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