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[apocalypsos]

Hmm. I think I want to try my little inspiration trick again for when I go home to write tonight. So give me an everyday object and a line of dialogue, and I'll see if I can write 'em into the story. :)

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[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Object: nail clippers.

Line: "That sandwich could have been legally classified as an ecosystem."

[theliel.livejournal.com]

Movie Posters

"I feel bad for her. She's like the tilda key, left alone, unused except by weird programmers, odd math people and snotty writers."

[teleute12.livejournal.com]

Object: wineglass

Line: "You wore WHAT?"

[caprine.livejournal.com]

Object: alarm clock.

Line: "That's not my finger, either."

[secretbutterfly.livejournal.com]

everyday object: bottled spring water from new zealand
dialogue:"How exciting. Five other ways to say fuck off."

[lamiael.livejournal.com]

object: contact lenses

dialouge: "I have just one bit of advice for you... keep your paws off my underwear!"

[impulsiveone.livejournal.com]

object: driver's side door on a car.

line: "we offer 12 different varieties and in an amazing array of colors and flavors."

[insidian.livejournal.com]

Object: Marble bust of the German philosopher Schiller

Line: "There is a big fucking firestorm of shit going on right now, but I'm only responsible for 2- okay, at the most 4.8% of it."

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

A small wet pebble.

"I know it's not very sanitary, but that's not the point."

[miggy.livejournal.com]

Object: a bottle of Febreeze

Line: "I understand that you find refrigerator repair fulfilling, but at some point I just have to put my foot down."

[swingangel.livejournal.com]

bobby pins

"it must have been lonely in her head...you could wander around for hours without running into a single thought."

[glitterdemon.livejournal.com]

Toothbrush.

"Ever heard of shit creek? You're up it, buddy, with a leak in your boat."

[akacat]

Object: rusty scissors

Line: "What do you mean, we're out? I just bought a month's supply, we can't be out!"

[canthlian.livejournal.com]

Object: Matches

Line: "Mother Nature? Huh! She kills indiscriminantly. Why she gets all the good press, I'll never know."

[beanarie.livejournal.com]

Fishing pole

"Anybody got a change of underwear?"

[nycdeb.livejournal.com]

object: cutting board

line: "In fiction that would be irony. In real life it just sucks."

Spoon!

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

He paused mid-slurp, as if a cunning plan had only just occurred to him. Holding the spoon aloft, he observed, "You know, in a pinch, this could be the last, best line of defense against the apocalypse."

She didn't bother looking up. "Shut up and eat."

Re: Spoon!

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Cause obviously I can't read directions. ::laugh::

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

A D&D book.

"Well, what did you expect? All I had is gum, some rope, and a needle. Now, if I had some duct tape, I might have been able to get you some DSL hookup too."

[ayabie]

Object - toilet brush

Line - "What do you mean this isn't supposed to be used like that, uh oh."

[wyrmie.livejournal.com]

Ovaltine.

"He's not gay like I'm tall," spoken by someone short.

Um, hi. You don't know me, but I enjoy your writing. Um.

[kassandra05.livejournal.com]

A Kitten Mitten (http://www.petcarecentral.com/kittenmitten.html).

"If you must know, my mother gave it to me."

[havenward.livejournal.com]

a snowflake

"Because some dreams go undreamt."

This is a really good idea. I may have to steal it sometime. =D

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

Beer stein.

"Are the good times over yet?"

[havenward.livejournal.com]

Ok, I'm not sure a snowflake qualifies as everyday outside of, I don't know, Maine, so perhaps instead an umbrella.

[umetnica.livejournal.com]

Micron pen

"You say that as if you've never seen a real one in action before."

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

A TV set with a burnt-out screen

"Are you trying to speak some foreign language or just suffering from Tourette's Syndrome?"

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

A red Sharpie marker, and the line:

"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."

[foresthouse.livejournal.com]

spider plant

"She only does that when she's excited. What did you do to get her excited?"

[erinlin.livejournal.com]

A blue recycleing box.

"Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!"

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

A box of Oreos.

"I always wanted to be Max Weinberg when I grew up."

[juniper200.livejournal.com]

A blue and green squirt gun.

"This is bad. I know I've said that before, but this is the worst bad we've seen so far."

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

A spatula.

"Darling, that doesn't go there."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_mydecember_/]

Headphones.

"I gots to tell you something! I'm not afraid of you!"

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

A spork.

"This doesn't just look like hell, it looks like Hell puked here."

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

A bloody knitting needle.

"YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE! I JUST SAW HER AND SHE'S FURIOUS AND CRYING, DO YOU REALISE THAT?! YOU CAN JUST DIE YOU FUCKING BASTARD, HOW COULD YOU! I'll fucking get you for this, don't you even think for ONE SECOND you'll get away with it. How could you lie like that, how could you even think of... of... I am NOT EVER going to forgive you for this, you HATEFUL, DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, I... S-sorry? Oh. Sorry, wrong number."

...Because caps locks are fun. :)

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

A potato peeler

"No, sir, you don't understand. It was trying to rape me."

or, the ever classic: "UNF UNF UNF"