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[apocalypsos]

I really want to read (and write) Hurley's-mysterious-past Lost fic. And I'm so tempted to write one for every possible outcome as to who Hurley could possibly be.

*sigh* Man, I hate new-episode withdrawal. Next summer is going to royally suck if a few weeks without new Lost episodes is driving me this bonkers. *eye roll*

EDIT: A quote pointed out by robyn_ma, from Ann Coulter's website:

To The People Of Islam:

Just think: If we'd invaded your countries, killed your leaders and converted you to Christianity YOU'D ALL BE OPENING CHRISTMAS PRESENTS RIGHT ABOUT NOW!

Merry Christmas

Somebody tell me that whatever the fuck is wrong with her is clinical so that I can vaccinate my future children against it. *gags*

Comments

[neadods.livejournal.com]

I don't think you can vaccinate for mental illness.

What I wanna know is - has anyone pointed out that we HAVE invaded Iraq and deposed their leader and it hasn't made them one bit happier or richer?

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

OMG! Why do you hate freedom?!

[sabotabby]

Because she's an America-hating terrorist OMG!

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

FREEDOM IS ON TEH MARCH!!!!!!!!1!

This Just Proves...

[moshez.livejournal.com]

...That the forceful conversion to Christianity is not an option! It is a MUST!

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Um, actually Iraq IS better off now, then when Saddam ran it. It's just hard to tell because like with any story, 'if it bleeds, it leads'

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, but the silliness is that overthrowing dictatorships doesn't automatically change people's religion. Like, when Mussolini was killed, Italy didn't suddenly become Protestant or Lutheran.

[akacat]

Hurley is obviously a geek, although probably not a computer geek. He's definately got history as a D&D Dungeon Master (or similar.) When he was younger, he wanted to make his living working for a gaming company, or running his own game/comic store.

You're probably dead-on that he writes fanfic.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

If he does write fanfic, that would officially be the first time I've actually gotten one of these guesses right for a change. ;)

My only problem is I think it's too easy. I mean, yeah, I don't doubt that he's a geek, and/or a gamer, and/or a fanfic writer. But that's the problem -- they're promising a shocker of a flashback and I don't think any of those options would shock anyone. And I'm dying to know what the "something extra" that's going on is.

Kristin on E! Online said something about one of the good guys you'd least expect killing someone, and I'm thinking it's Hurley. I could see a good reason for anybody of the other guys to kill someone either accidentally or on purpose, but Hurley just doesn't seem the type. And if he is the one who kills someone, it makes me wonder whether he's ever done it before and how to relate that to whom he might have been.

Oh, jeez, do I need new episodes. :)

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Hurley wouldn't kill with malicous intent. He would to save someone but that's legal and nobody's going to be too shocked. I wouldn't expect the producers to go 'OMG Hurley shot a mugger, shock gasp faint, sex with Dom'.

[ciara-belle.livejournal.com]

o.O

I just don't have words for Ann Coulter anymore. I think my brain has stopping believing that anyone can actually be that...

Seriously. No words. Just seething hatred.

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

o_O

I have no words for Ann Coulter. And I don't think it's possible to vaccinate for rampant stupidity. And sadly, stupidity isn't a capital offense.

[chilledglove.livejournal.com]

merry christmas

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

"Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah," Coulter added.

[rustybitch.livejournal.com]

On behalf of The People of Islam (even though I'm not one):

Dear Ann Coulter

Just think: If we had you shot, no one would have to read that kind of inane and offensive statements again. At least not from you.

what the...

[nycdeb.livejournal.com]

I notice that on her site there is no way to pose the question "What the F*CK, Ann?".

No, just contacts for booking her as a speaker and suggestions that go to someone else for the site itself. What I wouldn't give to actually make her explain that statement. What on EARTH...?

Re: what the...

[rustybitch.livejournal.com]

You think there is an actual, possible, sane explanation?

Hm, that hadn't occurred to me...

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

The part of me that's desperately clinging to sanity wants to believe that Ann Coulter cannot *possibly* be serious... but it doesn't make her any less repulsive.

[aberrantangels]

If she's not serious, she's even more repulsive. I mean, yeah, if she really believes the crap she spews, she should be doing all her writing in crayon. Or, better yet, by dictation, except on those rare occasions when the attendants loosen the straps and unchain her from the wall because she's managed to convince them that today's the day when (for once) she won't try to bite anyone's throat out because she hallucinated that they were demonic warthogs from a planet near Mars trying to steal her valuable gum wrappers.

But if she doesn't believe the things she says, but only says them by way of throwing red meat to red-state ignorami and lining her own pocket, she's a parasite growing fat off the fascization of America and should be getting struck like a gong every hour on the hour by big, burly, swarthy guards at a Supermax prison far away from where children could find her and put her in their mouth.

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

Well put.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I keep thinking, much like I've seen on one two many preteen accessories, "What Would Jesus Do?" And the more I think about it, the more I think Jesus would scowl, smack her upside the head, and snap, "What the hell is wrong with you?!"

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Jesus would also say, "You're going out dressed like that?" to a lot of the preteens, too.

[rustybitch.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha... and so on...

I do belive you've hit the gong truly, so to speak.

Mind if I friend you?

[aberrantangels]

Go right ahead, by all means!

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Bah! There's no such thing as red-states. All 50 were purple, hot dammit

[cavalaxis]

OMG. I thought you were kidding. So I go to her site and sure enough, right at the freakin' top of the page.

WTF?!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

What's even more amazing (in a really digusting way) is that she said this five days before the country with the world's largest Muslim population, Indonesia, had to deal with the deaths of at least five thousand of its citizens in the most devastating natural disaster in decades. The bitch has grossly impeccable timing, and I mean that in the most revolted way possible.

[thebitterguy]

Heh. Bad timing is, I think, the least of her sins. Even if everyone in Indonesia was sipping Mai Thais (or at least Virgin Marys) she'd still be a foul witch.

Spankings, she needs.

[sideofzen.livejournal.com]

Well, only 9 more days til another new Lost and the premiere of Alias!

Hell, it's been over 7 months since Alias was last shown. And it was a cliffhanger! A month is nothing. ;)

[foenix.livejournal.com]

Need...Alias...

*twitch* I may watch Daredevil again just to get a Garner fix.

J

[sideofzen.livejournal.com]

No! Don't do it! Anything but that!

[lots42.livejournal.com]

The only thing I know about the new 'Lost' is Sawyer gets an advantage and that is never good

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Re: Ann Coulter

I've been trying to make sense of that paragraph for five minutes.

I can't.

And trollprincess?

Feel free to turn off your mutant power with the fucked-up weather and the tsunami-causing-earthquakes and the meteors coming in 25 years with a 1 in 40 chance of hitting us.

Okay?

I'm scared now.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You want to know what scares the crap out of me? I distinctly remember writing a throwaway line a few weeks back about a character in one of the novels going off to cause a tsunami in India. GYAH. *shudders*

[divabat.livejournal.com]

Is there any way you can write about PEACEFUL things and make them come true? o_O

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Meteor? WTF now?

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Threat level 4. Complete with descriptions of what happens when it hits.

They better damn better use all the freaking missiles to blast it out the sky before it gets close enough to hit so they have more than one try, dammit.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I flipped through Coulter's book in Wal-Mart. It was the text equivalent of Garth of Izar

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You survived touching it? Did they offer you a Silkwood shower afterwards to get the evil off your hands?

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Not really. I got one because I was in a Wal-Mart period.

[wendylouwho.livejournal.com]

Somebody tell me that whatever the fuck is wrong with her is clinical so that I can vaccinate my future children against it. *gags*

That women is pure evil. I don't think they make a vaccination for that yet. :(

[prettyveela.livejournal.com]

I hate that bitch. I wish those two guys hadn't missed her face when they threw those damn pies, ugh.

[divabat.livejournal.com]

To Ann Coulter:

If you had converted to Islam, you'd get money during Eid every year.

Oh wait. You'd be too old. And too greedy. And too stupid.

- People of Islam
who frankly have better things to worry about than christmas presents

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Hurley doesn't have a mysterious past! He runs a comic book store! Ok, I don't know what he did but come on, he's the walking Comic Guy cliche.

And Ann Coulter is probably going to be sent to jail for shooting up a mosque.

[daenarys.livejournal.com]

I showed that to a friend of mine and his response was:

God, I want to breed ann coulter with Micheal Moore just to see what happens. I swear if those two were not famous they would troll internet boards arguing that slash is evil.

re:Ann Coulter

[secretbutterfly.livejournal.com]

Exactly. She frightens me on many levels.