(no subject)
Jan. 4th, 2005 11:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosI just realized that Jonathan kissed his dog on the mouth at the beginning of each episode. Eww. I hope that poor dog is vaccinated.
As revolting as "Who's Your Daddy?" is, "The Will" is a close second.
Jonathan thinks AOL is his best friend. Insert your own joke here.
Yay for Lori and Bolo!
"That's why women don't rule the world." Fuck you, Jonathan. Consider yourself lucky if Victoria will sleep with you anymore, because after that remark, no other woman will ever come near you.
Rebecca, why is Adam retarded right now? You're limiting the poor boy to time constraints now?
Kris and Jon seem so much healthier than Rebecca and Adam?! NO! Shock of shocks!
I feel so sorry for Lori right now. She's looking ragged.
Woohoo! Go, Lori and Bolo!
Jesus, Jonathan, could you treat your taxi driver a little more like an idiot?
Oh, no, Freddy and Kendra are last. *snerk*
Shit, I really didn't need to see Jonathan talk anyone down from a rage. (Although, upon rewinding, I couldn't tell who the fuck pulled the gate down. Honestly, it looked like it wasn't so much pulled down as stuck too low.)
Ooo, ooo! I would so do that Fast Forward in a fucking heartbeat! Drink blood? Not a problem. :)
"Ooo, it's very vibraty." If I didn't already adore and love Kris, that remark would have done it. Hee!
Oh, yeah. Adam runs like a girl.
Well, as long as Jonathan and Victoria don't try for the Fast Forward ... it's okay if Gus and Hera do it to me.
YAY! JON IN A SPEEDO! But ... but ... but CBS, I didn't get you anything! And they got their same cab driver! Hee!
I find it amusing that Jon walked around perfectly okay in his Speedo and Adam would have worn Rebecca's suit if it only meant he'd be wearing more.
"I'm going to take off my underwear and jump in." That's officially one of the scariest statements I've ever heard on this show.
Hee. Aaron doesn't look bad in a Speedo, either.
It's nice that all the pretty guys are getting into the Speedos. (Well, except for Adam and Jonathan. 'Cause ewwww.)
Wait, wasn't Hera on a rowing team or something? Urgh.
Mmm, Freddy in a Speedo.
Dude, they fucking chugged pig's blood! And they're in first place! And Lori pounced on Phil and hugged the shit out of him, and he seemed to like it! HEE! I love Lori and Bolo.
I like the fact that Jon and Kris actually discussed the fact that Kris needed to do more Roadblocks instead of like usual, when people discuss who'd like to do it more.
Can I just watch Kris and Jon make out and fondle one another? Like, all the time? Does Jon have an equally sweet identical twin I can date?
"There's a hair in my soup!" You know, I felt sorry for you until that, Victoria. And Jonathan, unless you're willing to eat the damn soup, shut it. (Hell, I wouldn't do this challenge. Not because it's spicy, but because there's no way in hell I could eat that much in one sitting.)
"I think we need more music." Ha!
Rebecca ate the whole thing?! Holy fuck, I'm really impressed. And I give her credit even though she puked outside the restaurant.
God, Jonathan is just in love with the sound of his own bitching, isn't he? I can't remember if it was Hayden or Kris who said Jon always does the easier tasks, but they are so right.
"Drama queen"? Oh, pot, it's kettle. You're so black, you're practically white again.
"If you could shut up, it would really help." You forgot to say that you wanted it to be an eternal silence, Victoria.
"Rebecca ... I've never seen a monster like her." They're called mirrors, Jonathan. Try one.
Yay! Kris and Jon beat Jonathan and Victoria. And they did it without being revolting.
Aw, maaaaaan. Gus and Hera are going to lose. *sniffle*
Dude, Gus has a cast-iron stomach, doesn't he?
Woohoo, Hayden and Aaron! (Okay, so maybe only Aaron.)
Oh, FUCK. This means the spoilers I read were wrong, which means Jonathan and Victoria probably aren't getting eliminated next week.
This season is really starting to piss me off mostly because all of the teams I like are getting kicked off, while all of the teams I loathe (with the exception of Kris and Jon and Lori and Bolo) are still in it. I hope to God one of those two teams win, because other than those two, I really wouldn't be truly happy if anyone else won. (If Aaron or Freddy won on their own, I'd like it, but their high-maintenence girlfriends can just bugger off.)
Damn, now I'm depressed. I liked Gus and Hera, damn it.
Next week: Adam looks like an ass. Again. But amusingly so. Again.
As revolting as "Who's Your Daddy?" is, "The Will" is a close second.
Jonathan thinks AOL is his best friend. Insert your own joke here.
Yay for Lori and Bolo!
"That's why women don't rule the world." Fuck you, Jonathan. Consider yourself lucky if Victoria will sleep with you anymore, because after that remark, no other woman will ever come near you.
Rebecca, why is Adam retarded right now? You're limiting the poor boy to time constraints now?
Kris and Jon seem so much healthier than Rebecca and Adam?! NO! Shock of shocks!
I feel so sorry for Lori right now. She's looking ragged.
Woohoo! Go, Lori and Bolo!
Jesus, Jonathan, could you treat your taxi driver a little more like an idiot?
Oh, no, Freddy and Kendra are last. *snerk*
Shit, I really didn't need to see Jonathan talk anyone down from a rage. (Although, upon rewinding, I couldn't tell who the fuck pulled the gate down. Honestly, it looked like it wasn't so much pulled down as stuck too low.)
Ooo, ooo! I would so do that Fast Forward in a fucking heartbeat! Drink blood? Not a problem. :)
"Ooo, it's very vibraty." If I didn't already adore and love Kris, that remark would have done it. Hee!
Oh, yeah. Adam runs like a girl.
Well, as long as Jonathan and Victoria don't try for the Fast Forward ... it's okay if Gus and Hera do it to me.
YAY! JON IN A SPEEDO! But ... but ... but CBS, I didn't get you anything! And they got their same cab driver! Hee!
I find it amusing that Jon walked around perfectly okay in his Speedo and Adam would have worn Rebecca's suit if it only meant he'd be wearing more.
"I'm going to take off my underwear and jump in." That's officially one of the scariest statements I've ever heard on this show.
Hee. Aaron doesn't look bad in a Speedo, either.
It's nice that all the pretty guys are getting into the Speedos. (Well, except for Adam and Jonathan. 'Cause ewwww.)
Wait, wasn't Hera on a rowing team or something? Urgh.
Mmm, Freddy in a Speedo.
Dude, they fucking chugged pig's blood! And they're in first place! And Lori pounced on Phil and hugged the shit out of him, and he seemed to like it! HEE! I love Lori and Bolo.
I like the fact that Jon and Kris actually discussed the fact that Kris needed to do more Roadblocks instead of like usual, when people discuss who'd like to do it more.
Can I just watch Kris and Jon make out and fondle one another? Like, all the time? Does Jon have an equally sweet identical twin I can date?
"There's a hair in my soup!" You know, I felt sorry for you until that, Victoria. And Jonathan, unless you're willing to eat the damn soup, shut it. (Hell, I wouldn't do this challenge. Not because it's spicy, but because there's no way in hell I could eat that much in one sitting.)
"I think we need more music." Ha!
Rebecca ate the whole thing?! Holy fuck, I'm really impressed. And I give her credit even though she puked outside the restaurant.
God, Jonathan is just in love with the sound of his own bitching, isn't he? I can't remember if it was Hayden or Kris who said Jon always does the easier tasks, but they are so right.
"Drama queen"? Oh, pot, it's kettle. You're so black, you're practically white again.
"If you could shut up, it would really help." You forgot to say that you wanted it to be an eternal silence, Victoria.
"Rebecca ... I've never seen a monster like her." They're called mirrors, Jonathan. Try one.
Yay! Kris and Jon beat Jonathan and Victoria. And they did it without being revolting.
Aw, maaaaaan. Gus and Hera are going to lose. *sniffle*
Dude, Gus has a cast-iron stomach, doesn't he?
Woohoo, Hayden and Aaron! (Okay, so maybe only Aaron.)
Oh, FUCK. This means the spoilers I read were wrong, which means Jonathan and Victoria probably aren't getting eliminated next week.
This season is really starting to piss me off mostly because all of the teams I like are getting kicked off, while all of the teams I loathe (with the exception of Kris and Jon and Lori and Bolo) are still in it. I hope to God one of those two teams win, because other than those two, I really wouldn't be truly happy if anyone else won. (If Aaron or Freddy won on their own, I'd like it, but their high-maintenence girlfriends can just bugger off.)
Damn, now I'm depressed. I liked Gus and Hera, damn it.
Next week: Adam looks like an ass. Again. But amusingly so. Again.
