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[apocalypsos]

Well, it's official. It's back to the old DHL station with me. So, come Monday, goodbye, Oh-Woe-Is-Me-Ooooo, and helloooooooo, Bossman and Lieutenant Asshat. :) You know, on one hand, I'll be away from all the junk food they sell in the mall, but on the other hand, I'll be back with Lieutenant Asshat and his five kajillion takeout menus. Oh, my poor waistline. *whimpers*

I was really ready to snap at Oh-Woe-Is-Me-Ooooo today. Everybody was talking about not eating takeout and I mentioned I needed to lay off the McDonald's for a little bit so I wouldn't have to go shopping for new clothes a size bigger I can't afford. And amazingly enough, the polite response is not to lean over giggling and poke me in the stomach like the Pillsbury Doughboy. Sheesh.

And speaking of clothes, I need to wash every piece of clothing I own tonight. Argh.

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[cornfields.livejournal.com]

And amazingly enough, the polite response is not to lean over giggling and poke me in the stomach like the Pillsbury Doughboy. Sheesh.

You mean someone acually did that?? I'd be all like "Bitch, please," and smack the shit out 'em.

[florahart]

Sheesh. Your coworkers don't *quite* make me appreciate mine, but damn.

(Mine: "Sits on Ass," "Tell Me One More Time (how to do any given task)" and the boss: "Proof of Humorectomy", aside from "Blushes at Anything," who I like, and the lady with the baby, who I already liked and now, well, she brings a baby in my office for me to hold periodically, so.)

That's imbecilic.

[arks.livejournal.com]

My rule about that tends to be whoever touches me surrenders any right they may have had to that finger.

[getchokedup.livejournal.com]

Your icon = so true!

[velocityboy.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you at least went "HooHoo!"...

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

They just can't live without you. How romantic! *sigh* *vomit*

Oh, and the proper response when poked is to grin as wide as you can, and scream: "I EAT YOU!" before biting the person. Gaurenteed never be poked again, or half your money back!