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[apocalypsos]

My favorite line from Miss Alli's summary of this week's TAR:

But Jonathan and Victoria have arrived safely with their donkeys. Er, "donkey." Yeah. They discover when they go to turn in the donkey that they're supposed to have two. "You were so panicked," says Jonathan, who read the words "two donkeys" out loud. "I told you to calm down," repeats Jonathan, who read the words "two donkeys" out loud. "It's over; we're done," says Victoria, always the defeatist. "Why didn't you help me read?" she asks Jonathan, who read the words "two donkeys" out loud.

*snerk* And the best part is that he totally did. Bwahahaha.

I know I don't want to even think about those bastards anymore, but I can't help but laugh at them over that one. Idiots.

In other news, if ABC could lay off pimping the version of Aladdin they fucked up with new music, that would be really, really nice. Much like Star Wars, I'm not buying your tired DVDs until you give me the version I fell in love with in the first place. If you're that desperate to hear Clay Aiken sing Disney songs, I'm sure it'd be easier than you'd think to get his phone number, call him up, and request a personal rendition of whatever song best fits him. Is there a Disney song about being a gigantic dork?

Comments

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, at least it's got that going for it. Although why they'd bother with the fucked-up version is beyond me. *eye roll*

[etoilepb.livejournal.com]

I don't know either. As soon as they did the first altered DVD (Beauty and the Beast?) with a "brand new song," I knew, just knew, they'd do it to every other as well. And they have. But at least I get the old versions on the discs, so that I can still watch the movies of long-disintegrated videotapes.

Also, I got a free Abu with my Aladdin DVD. Monkey!