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[apocalypsos]

Just went to see "Pirates" again. Listened to Norrington ask Will if he remembered his place and Will saying it was right there, between Norrington and Jack. Now have pirate/blacksmith/commodore orgies going on in my head and can't get them out no matter how many times head is tilted and left ear is repeatedly smacked.

Definitely should not feel that the night should end by constantly hitting left ear until a very tiny and very nekkid Jack, Will, and Norrington tumble out shagging away with no cares whatsoever for who sees them.

Um ... now have mental image of Jack singing the "very bad eggs" song as he rodgers Will who's rodgering Norrington. Am blissfully trying not to imagine what the children would look like.

Hmm. Also appeared to have lost all personal pronouns. Might possibly have knocked them from skull rather than pirate/blacksmith/commodore orgy. May still be trying to decide whether or not that's a bad thing when awakened tomorrow.

Comments

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

You make me think of Pratchett.

... or a pirate who really understood the meaning of the term 'Jolly Roger'...

Oh, fine! Just DON'T invite me next time...

[mostlynormal1.livejournal.com]

Perhaps personal pronouns went to visit Bridget Jones' diary. Think Will/Capt Jack/Norrington should have their thoughts of their adventure immortalized in like manner of BJD/FOTR hilarity.

Re: Oh, fine! Just DON'T invite me next time...

[tree220.livejournal.com]

sorry Pammie, it was a last minute thing. We weren't sure if all of us were going to go see Tombraider or if TP and I were going to see Pirates and it ended up Pirates. But on a good note, I can get discounted tickets for AMC theaters at work with the only restriction on them being that you can't use them during the first two weeks the movie is out.

[semmie17.livejournal.com]

ROFLS with glee.....