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[apocalypsos]

Damn it, Kris and Jon, don't scare me like that! Stay in first place at all times so that I don't have to feel this horrific fear that someone else might win. Okay, so maybe not horrific, because Kendra doesn't bother me when she's just prissy and not an ignorant little snot, and Adam's just whiny, and even if Hayden wins, I still have the fallback happiness that so did Aaron. But still, win, you two! Win, win, win. And you're looking awfully happy in that promo for next week on the lift thingy, so, you know, here's hoping. *crosses fingers*

And now Rebecca and Adam have to beg for money next week. *snerk* This should be amusing.

Okay, so I didn't see the rest of the episode because I'm a dumbass who forgot to tape one of my favorite shows. But still, c'mon, Kris and Jon, you adorable little blond cuties! And why do I have the feeling that when you do win next week -- and you'd better, damn it -- you'll come skipping up to Phil holding hands and trailed by baby cartoon animals while Elton John sings a Disneyesque refrain on the soundtrack? Hee. And then you can go hang out with Phil, and the three of you can spontaneously produce tiny blond children with chipper attitudes and lovable accents.

Oh, yes. I'm nuts. :)

And Maggie Grace is on SVU right now! Hee! Hi, Maggie!

EDIT: HA! Maggie Grace and Lewis Black. This is like the perfect episode of SVU. :)