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[apocalypsos]

Ewww ... I think I just stepped in writing-muse droppings. Now I know how Mary Sue writers get inspired. Ick. You don't even want to know the story ideas in my head right now. Seriously. All I can say is, right now in my head, it's only me and Buffy Summers, and only the biggest bitch is going to get out alive. (Help me!)

Ugh. Is it time to go home yet? I don't think my skull can handle this much boredom. As it is, I'm starting to lose feeling in my brain. Maybe if I think of my new tats or Dragoncon -- ahhhh. Now I feel better.

*sigh* Is it wrong that I want to go home and create a Sim neighborhood with one J.Lo Sim surrounded by gay guy Sims who only want to snog each other and are resilient to her whiny, high-maintenance charms? Okay, just checking.

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[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

(Throws you an ampoule of pure, late-season-three essence of Faith)

Quick, mainline this. Now, grab that nice sledgehammer.

Hey, can the J Lo Sim suffer a tragic and messy accident? Of course, it's not the same as Real Life, but it should still be good for a little bit of a warm glow.

better than the gay guys . . .

[tree220.livejournal.com]

build a pool with a diving board but no ladders. have j.lo dive in. of course she'll tread water for awhile but eventually she'll just give up. maybe then you'd get a zombie j.lo which would be a big improvement.

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Is it wrong that I want to go home and create a Sim neighborhood with one J.Lo Sim surrounded by gay guy Sims who only want to snog each other and are resilient to her whiny, high-maintenance charms? Okay, just checking.

Well, you do know that that's really what her life with Ben Whofleck will be like, don't you? I mean, he's already got Matt Damon...why would he want her??

[workingslacker.livejournal.com]

JLo is the new breed of faghag. Or is that the ultimate beard? Hmm.

[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

All I can say is, right now in my head, it's only me and Buffy Summers, and only the biggest bitch is going to get out alive. (Help me!)

You can take her! You know all of her insecurities, which you can poke at with a rusty, pointy metal stick. And then when she inevitably makes the mopey face, hit her with a brick! A great big brick!

::imagines this::

Ahhhhh...

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

Have you tried building someone into a room without doors or windows, just to watch them go insane?