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Feb. 25th, 2005 05:15 pmIn the vein of the ten-things-I-already-did-that-were-pretty-cool meme, I bring you ...
1. Fuck a sexy, famous millionaire. (It doesn't have to be for more than once or anything. Just once so that when I see them on TV in the future, I could say, "Oh, I had sex with him." 'Cause I so would. ;))
2. Have a kid that shocks the hell out of my uber-conservative, annoyingly old-fashioned grandmother, just like I like to do. :)
3. Be on national TV in a non-embarrassing, non-criminal capacity.
4. Leave the country at least once, preferably to someplace no one else I know has gone to.
5. Go to the Oscars. Not sitting outside and taking pictures, but actually going as a guest or a date or something.
6. Be able to walk into a bookstore and find a shelf full of books on sale with my name on them.
7. Have a house with an indoor heated swimming pool.
8. Get washboard abs, and keep 'em.
9. Get married or give birth on Halloween, specifically so that I can throw a bitchin' costume party every year and not have anyone in my family say, "But adults don't have costume parties!"
10. See something really amazing happen in my old age that I never would have expected to see when I was a kid. (You know, like flying cars or rocket packs or something silly and stupid like that. *g*)
*snerk* Can you tell I'm bored? ;)
1. Fuck a sexy, famous millionaire. (It doesn't have to be for more than once or anything. Just once so that when I see them on TV in the future, I could say, "Oh, I had sex with him." 'Cause I so would. ;))
2. Have a kid that shocks the hell out of my uber-conservative, annoyingly old-fashioned grandmother, just like I like to do. :)
3. Be on national TV in a non-embarrassing, non-criminal capacity.
4. Leave the country at least once, preferably to someplace no one else I know has gone to.
5. Go to the Oscars. Not sitting outside and taking pictures, but actually going as a guest or a date or something.
6. Be able to walk into a bookstore and find a shelf full of books on sale with my name on them.
7. Have a house with an indoor heated swimming pool.
8. Get washboard abs, and keep 'em.
9. Get married or give birth on Halloween, specifically so that I can throw a bitchin' costume party every year and not have anyone in my family say, "But adults don't have costume parties!"
10. See something really amazing happen in my old age that I never would have expected to see when I was a kid. (You know, like flying cars or rocket packs or something silly and stupid like that. *g*)
*snerk* Can you tell I'm bored? ;)