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[apocalypsos]

You know what would make this year's Academy Awards ceremony more amusing? If all of the Oscars turned out to be tiny gold ninjas, and after the winners are announced, they kill all the losers.

Okay, when I say "amusing," I mean "gross" ... but still.

'Cause, let's face it. Every awards ceremony would be improved with tiny gold ninjas. Mmm-hmm.

Comments

[crevette.livejournal.com]

::laughing::

You exist soley to be metaquotes'ed, don't you?

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

No! Because Jamie Foxx is probably going to win for Ray. Which means that Johnny Depp is going to lose.

There will be NO killing of Johnny Depp by miniature gold ninjas! None!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Of course not, because he played a pirate and pirates kick ninja ass. (Can I find a loophole or can I find a loophole? ;))

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

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That up there? That is my heart growing four sizes bigger, Grinch-style. You rock my socks off, and I want you do know that about yourself.

[shetiger.livejournal.com]

Of course they do. (http://www.viciouscyclone.com/Adz/Ad003.html)

[acetal.livejournal.com]

Heh. There was a promo one year with Arnold Schwarzenegger and a T-1000 Oscar.

[erinlin.livejournal.com]

What wouldn't be improved by tiny gold ninjas?

[lots42.livejournal.com]

With the way they're humiliating the losers this year, I wouldn't be suprised

[lots42.livejournal.com]

A proctology exam.