you definitely need to put J.Lo out of your misery very quickly but you want Marti to suffer. therefore the solution is . . .
have J.Lo get on her knees, a position I'm sure she's been in a time or two which is the only explanation on how she's gotten where she is. anyway, J.Lo on her knees in front of Marti. Shoot J.Lo in the head, killing her instantly as long as you miss the vacant parts. The bullet will then travel through J.Lo's head, face there's not much there to stop it, and hit Marti in the stomach. Marti will then die a slow painful death as she bleeds to death. See, problem solved with only one bullet and you don't have to risk your nails beating one of them to death.
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Date: 2003-08-20 06:14 pm (UTC)you definitely need to put J.Lo out of your misery very quickly but you want Marti to suffer. therefore the solution is . . .
have J.Lo get on her knees, a position I'm sure she's been in a time or two which is the only explanation on how she's gotten where she is. anyway, J.Lo on her knees in front of Marti. Shoot J.Lo in the head, killing her instantly as long as you miss the vacant parts. The bullet will then travel through J.Lo's head, face there's not much there to stop it, and hit Marti in the stomach. Marti will then die a slow painful death as she bleeds to death. See, problem solved with only one bullet and you don't have to risk your nails beating one of them to death.