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[apocalypsos]

Oh, look, I have a bed! I think I'll go investigate!

P.S. If I vanish for eight hours, it's because the bed has eaten me, I have fought for a valiant escape from the depths of the sheets, and I have emerged victorious from the festering, sticky bowels of the beast. Either that, or I've Bubble Yummed myself to the bed again.

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Re: Randomly spamming...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Can't I just shoot one of them in the stomach and let them bleed out, thereby leaving behind a septic mess that spreads as I beat the other one to death with the gun butt?

Okay, if not, J.Lo gets the bullet to the head, but only to prevent her from talking. I want Marti to whine and scream and cry. Then she'd know what the audience sounded like.

And Orlando Bloom can comfort me, because damn it, he wouldn't even have to try. :)

Re: Randomly spamming...

[tree220.livejournal.com]

how about this . . .

you definitely need to put J.Lo out of your misery very quickly but you want Marti to suffer. therefore the solution is . . .

have J.Lo get on her knees, a position I'm sure she's been in a time or two which is the only explanation on how she's gotten where she is. anyway, J.Lo on her knees in front of Marti. Shoot J.Lo in the head, killing her instantly as long as you miss the vacant parts. The bullet will then travel through J.Lo's head, face there's not much there to stop it, and hit Marti in the stomach. Marti will then die a slow painful death as she bleeds to death. See, problem solved with only one bullet and you don't have to risk your nails beating one of them to death.